Definitions by Mikkebak

H 

H means ecchi in Japanese, which is why you almost never see anything labeled with ecchi unless it’s western, because the Japanese use H instead of writing ecchi.

Wanna go down to akihabara and get some H?

Hell yeah! I need a new H game anyways.

H by Mikkebak September 10, 2021

You know why I’m here. 

Often accompanied by someone playing a few seconds of the song titled "Sicko Mode" by Travis Scott, they are the cursed words every single McDonald’s employee had to listen to day in and day out every single day between September 8th and October 4th 2020 when excited customers came to order the meal at their local McDonald’s, some even visiting several as they reportedly had shortages on common items found in the meal due to the popularity of the promotion. If you’d like to see some of this madness for yourself, search up "you know why I’m here" on YouTube. (Without the quotation marks.)

McDonald’s employee: Hi, welcome to McDonald’s can I take your order?

Customer: You know why I’m here. (plays Sicko Mode)

Employee: *sighs internally* You want some Sprite with that?

Customer: Yeah.

You know why I’m here. by Mikkebak August 9, 2021

Scremus Retardis Kerenis 

A special type of the (Homo Sapiens Sapiens) also known as the modern human, this specimen has a limited vocabulary, only being capable of speaking words like "refund, manager, and free", while being able to parrot some other words. They are an extremely demanding specimen who are ill mannered, short tempered and are best kept at a safe distance, and anyone unfortunate enough to encounter them in the wild should make sure to keep a good distance from them if possible. Should you be unlucky enough to encounter one while possessing a job in the service industry, the best way to deal with them is to follow your training, remaining calm at all times and if the situation doesn’t sort itself, get backup from a manager.

*Karen at the clothes store*
Karen: I have a 50% off coupon for this, * hands over coupon*.
Cashier: I’m sorry Miss, but this coupon is only valid for Men’s wear at full price which would make this more expensive than this already is, since this is at a 60% clearance sale, in addition this coupon expired last week.
Karen: But I couldn’t make it last week so I called to ask if it could be extended and I got a yes to that.
Cashier: Well I’m sorry but we can’t give extensions without a managers approval.
*Karen gets frustrated and starts screaming at the cashier that she needs this at 110% off, and makes a big scene. A couple of customers behind her, an Aussie with his bird as well as his best friend stands in line watching the commotion unfold*
Aussie: Hey, that Karen looks a lot like a Scremus Retardis Kerenis right?
Best friend: Yeah, I didn’t think I’d be able to see one in the wild, it’s amazing how she can actually act like that, I would’ve died of embarrassment if my wife acted like that.

Scremus Retardis Kerenis by Mikkebak July 24, 2021

pervert 

Can have two different meanings, used in a negative or positive way. Negatively it can be used to insult or demean others for acting without respect for other people. In a positive way it could be used as a nickname for your romantic partner or close friend (the latter option is usually used if the friend is of the opposite sex, however it can be used for lgbtq too)

Person A: Dude, I went past the girls locker room earlier and the door was open just a bit so I took a peep at them and they were all undressing. It was so hot, i'm never forgetting that.

Person B: You pervert, this is why you're stuck without a girlfriend because you can't get your act together.

pervert by Mikkebak January 14, 2021

world’s tiniest violin 

"Playing the world’s worlds tiniest violin" as many people would call it, is when you rub your pointer finger and thumb together in a steady motion, which basically signals to anyone you do it towards that you expect money from them. Bellboys and luggage carriers often used to do this back in day in hotels when they wanted a tip but didn’t want to be so straight forwards as to ask for it directly although it has been used plenty of other places too.

Me: Hey, do you wanna see Home Alone 2 tonight?
My friend: Again? But we’ve seen it 7 times now!
Me: Yeah, 7 times over 7 years! Come on, it’s basically a tradition at this point when we get here to the cabin! The internet isn’t working right now so why not?
My Friend: Fine, but I still don’t like that bellboy Cedrick, he keeps playing the world’s tiniest violin all the time, it’s annoying!
Me: you do know that he’s not playing a violin, he’s asking for tips, it’s just a funny word we use to describe it.
My friend: Ohh...

world’s tiniest violin by Mikkebak December 16, 2020

Netflix and Chill’d

Ben and Jerry’s new flavor, and the first official flavor from Netflix.
Officially endorsed and licensed by Netflix.
"Coming to your local scoop shop!"

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear about that new flavor Ben & Jerry’s?
Guy 2: Yeah. Netflix and Chill’d, right?
Guy 1: Yes, honestly, when I first saw it I didn’t think it was real, but then I actually saw it in stores and it blew my mind.

Netflix and Chill’d by Mikkebak November 1, 2020

Snatcher 

One of the bosses in A Hat In Time, the successful kickstarter game created by Gears for Breakfast. He catches you in his trap and makes you do contracts for him in exchange for Time Pieces, before suddenly deciding to off you and take them for himself, in which point the boss battle starts, so he lives up to his name and snatches your hat so you have to defeat him without the help of your hat. Jump scares you after you defeat him.

Me: So how’s your progress in AHIT so far?

My friend: I just got done with defeating Snatcher, way too easy, and I’ve seen other people say that too. Luckily, where there’s flaws, there’s always someone to fix them!

Snatcher by Mikkebak May 16, 2020