Kay why ess

Used by hotheads on Twitter who like telling anyone they don’t like or disagree with to commit suicide, but doesn’t want to get their account banned for encouraging suicide. In short, a pussy who can’t stand for their actions.
VTuber on Twitter: *posts picture of their short model*
Hothead: Omg this is pedobait, stop posting this.
VTuber fan: This is literally just their character, it’s fully clothed, not showing off too much skin, it’s completely normal.
Hothead: Kay Why Ess pedo.
VTuber fan: So you wanna tell me to commit suicide, but you don’t want to risk your account doing it? You’re a coward, a real person would either not say something, or stand proudly by it.
by Mikkebak June 16, 2022
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Snatcher

One of the bosses in A Hat In Time, the successful kickstarter game created by Gears for Breakfast. He catches you in his trap and makes you do contracts for him in exchange for Time Pieces, before suddenly deciding to off you and take them for himself, in which point the boss battle starts, so he lives up to his name and snatches your hat so you have to defeat him without the help of your hat. Jump scares you after you defeat him.
Me: So how’s your progress in AHIT so far?

My friend: I just got done with defeating Snatcher, way too easy, and I’ve seen other people say that too. Luckily, where there’s flaws, there’s always someone to fix them!
by Mikkebak May 16, 2020
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Scremus Retardis Kerenis

A special type of the (Homo Sapiens Sapiens) also known as the modern human, this specimen has a limited vocabulary, only being capable of speaking words like "refund, manager, and free", while being able to parrot some other words. They are an extremely demanding specimen who are ill mannered, short tempered and are best kept at a safe distance, and anyone unfortunate enough to encounter them in the wild should make sure to keep a good distance from them if possible. Should you be unlucky enough to encounter one while possessing a job in the service industry, the best way to deal with them is to follow your training, remaining calm at all times and if the situation doesn’t sort itself, get backup from a manager.
*Karen at the clothes store*
Karen: I have a 50% off coupon for this, * hands over coupon*.
Cashier: I’m sorry Miss, but this coupon is only valid for Men’s wear at full price which would make this more expensive than this already is, since this is at a 60% clearance sale, in addition this coupon expired last week.
Karen: But I couldn’t make it last week so I called to ask if it could be extended and I got a yes to that.
Cashier: Well I’m sorry but we can’t give extensions without a managers approval.
*Karen gets frustrated and starts screaming at the cashier that she needs this at 110% off, and makes a big scene. A couple of customers behind her, an Aussie with his bird as well as his best friend stands in line watching the commotion unfold*
Aussie: Hey, that Karen looks a lot like a Scremus Retardis Kerenis right?
Best friend: Yeah, I didn’t think I’d be able to see one in the wild, it’s amazing how she can actually act like that, I would’ve died of embarrassment if my wife acted like that.
by Mikkebak July 24, 2021
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Nihon

Japan in Japanese. Translates to "sunrise land" or "land of the rising sun".
Wanna take a trip to Japan? The cherry blossoms are about to be in full bloom.
Ah, you mean nihon? And yes, the sakura is nice.
Dude, why are you being so cringe? Don’t use Japanese words randomly while speaking English, only weeaboos do that.
by Mikkebak April 22, 2024
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pervert

Can have two different meanings, used in a negative or positive way. Negatively it can be used to insult or demean others for acting without respect for other people. In a positive way it could be used as a nickname for your romantic partner or close friend (the latter option is usually used if the friend is of the opposite sex, however it can be used for lgbtq too)
Person A: Dude, I went past the girls locker room earlier and the door was open just a bit so I took a peep at them and they were all undressing. It was so hot, i'm never forgetting that.

Person B: You pervert, this is why you're stuck without a girlfriend because you can't get your act together.
by Mikkebak January 14, 2021
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honk gong

A misspelling of the word Hong Kong, the special administrative region of China, surrounded by Guang Dong, and one of the two most known regions of China to outsiders, along with the capital, Beijing. Most notably known from discord YouTuber isaacwhy. In the video: "We downloaded a knock-off chinese discord" at 8:32, isaacwhy misspells the word, triggering some laughter from him and his friends, he quickly corrects the mistake as he notices he spelled it wrong, even saying to his friends that he forgot how to spell it, but the other people in the server already noticed and as the camera zooms in we can see a Chinese user simply responding with a question mark, clearly confused at what he wrote before he corrects it. It’s a known fact that people born in the People’s Republic of China possess very little to no English knowledge, as such they cannot properly communicate with outsiders like Isaac and co. who do not know Chinese. There is also a limited number of English content on the Chinese intranet and little to no information about the world outside of mainland China as the Republic does not want people to find out about how the people outside live their lives as that could start a rebellion that the republic would not be able to contain if enough people joined in, or if all or most of the protectors like the police and other military forces were to join the rebellion. isaacwhy also goes on to make somewhat racist jokes and only speaking in English.
Best match: where are you from?
isaacwhy: china, you?
isaacwhy: honk gong
Wicked: ?
isaacwhy: oops*** hong kong
by Mikkebak February 3, 2022
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world’s tiniest violin

"Playing the world’s worlds tiniest violin" as many people would call it, is when you rub your pointer finger and thumb together in a steady motion, which basically signals to anyone you do it towards that you expect money from them. Bellboys and luggage carriers often used to do this back in day in hotels when they wanted a tip but didn’t want to be so straight forwards as to ask for it directly although it has been used plenty of other places too.
Me: Hey, do you wanna see Home Alone 2 tonight?
My friend: Again? But we’ve seen it 7 times now!
Me: Yeah, 7 times over 7 years! Come on, it’s basically a tradition at this point when we get here to the cabin! The internet isn’t working right now so why not?
My Friend: Fine, but I still don’t like that bellboy Cedrick, he keeps playing the world’s tiniest violin all the time, it’s annoying!
Me: you do know that he’s not playing a violin, he’s asking for tips, it’s just a funny word we use to describe it.
My friend: Ohh...
by Mikkebak December 16, 2020
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