Mikkebak's definitions

world’s tiniest violin

"Playing the world’s worlds tiniest violin" as many people would call it, is when you rub your pointer finger and thumb together in a steady motion, which basically signals to anyone you do it towards that you expect money from them. Bellboys and luggage carriers often used to do this back in day in hotels when they wanted a tip but didn’t want to be so straight forwards as to ask for it directly although it has been used plenty of other places too.

Me: Hey, do you wanna see Home Alone 2 tonight?
My friend: Again? But we’ve seen it 7 times now!
Me: Yeah, 7 times over 7 years! Come on, it’s basically a tradition at this point when we get here to the cabin! The internet isn’t working right now so why not?
My Friend: Fine, but I still don’t like that bellboy Cedrick, he keeps playing the world’s tiniest violin all the time, it’s annoying!
Me: you do know that he’s not playing a violin, he’s asking for tips, it’s just a funny word we use to describe it.
My friend: Ohh...

by Mikkebak December 16, 2020

honk gong

A misspelling of the word Hong Kong, the special administrative region of China, surrounded by Guang Dong, and one of the two most known regions of China to outsiders, along with the capital, Beijing. Most notably known from discord YouTuber isaacwhy. In the video: "We downloaded a knock-off chinese discord" at 8:32, isaacwhy misspells the word, triggering some laughter from him and his friends, he quickly corrects the mistake as he notices he spelled it wrong, even saying to his friends that he forgot how to spell it, but the other people in the server already noticed and as the camera zooms in we can see a Chinese user simply responding with a question mark, clearly confused at what he wrote before he corrects it. It’s a known fact that people born in the People’s Republic of China possess very little to no English knowledge, as such they cannot properly communicate with outsiders like Isaac and co. who do not know Chinese. There is also a limited number of English content on the Chinese intranet and little to no information about the world outside of mainland China as the Republic does not want people to find out about how the people outside live their lives as that could start a rebellion that the republic would not be able to contain if enough people joined in, or if all or most of the protectors like the police and other military forces were to join the rebellion. isaacwhy also goes on to make somewhat racist jokes and only speaking in English.

Best match: where are you from?
isaacwhy: china, you?
isaacwhy: honk gong
Wicked: ?
isaacwhy: oops*** hong kong

by Mikkebak February 3, 2022

ensconced

Ensconced means that something has been surrounded by something else. Like a lightbulb being surrounded by a lampshade. The lightbulb has been ensconced in the lampshade.

Person’s friend: Man, that light is so annoying, have you thought about getting it ensconced?

Person: Dafaq is that supposed to mean?

Person’s friend: you know, surrounding it with something to direct the light so it doesn’t annoy me by getting in my eyes. Like a lampshade for example…

Person: Oh… that makes more sense, yeah the old lampshade broke, and I just haven’t gotten around to getting a new one I guess.

Person’s friend: Well we have time now, let’s go out and get a new one.

by Mikkebak January 17, 2023

You know why I’m here.

Often accompanied by someone playing a few seconds of the song titled "Sicko Mode" by Travis Scott, they are the cursed words every single McDonald’s employee had to listen to day in and day out every single day between September 8th and October 4th 2020 when excited customers came to order the meal at their local McDonald’s, some even visiting several as they reportedly had shortages on common items found in the meal due to the popularity of the promotion. If you’d like to see some of this madness for yourself, search up "you know why I’m here" on YouTube. (Without the quotation marks.)

McDonald’s employee: Hi, welcome to McDonald’s can I take your order?

Customer: You know why I’m here. (plays Sicko Mode)

Employee: *sighs internally* You want some Sprite with that?

Customer: Yeah.

by Mikkebak August 9, 2021

Kay why ess

Used by hotheads on Twitter who like telling anyone they don’t like or disagree with to commit suicide, but doesn’t want to get their account banned for encouraging suicide. In short, a pussy who can’t stand for their actions.

VTuber on Twitter: *posts picture of their short model*
Hothead: Omg this is pedobait, stop posting this.
VTuber fan: This is literally just their character, it’s fully clothed, not showing off too much skin, it’s completely normal.
Hothead: Kay Why Ess pedo.
VTuber fan: So you wanna tell me to commit suicide, but you don’t want to risk your account doing it? You’re a coward, a real person would either not say something, or stand proudly by it.

by Mikkebak June 16, 2022

Imagine Dragon deez nuts

An excuse to say deez nuts to someone. Can also be used as a knock knock joke for example.

Person A: Knock Knock.
Person B: Who’s there?
Person A: Imagine.
Person B: Imagine who?
Person A: Imagine Dragon deez nuts across your face boi! Hah, got ‘em!
Person B: *angry emoji*

by Mikkebak May 5, 2023

Netflix and Chill’d

Ben and Jerry’s new flavor, and the first official flavor from Netflix.
Officially endorsed and licensed by Netflix.
"Coming to your local scoop shop!"

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear about that new flavor Ben & Jerry’s?
Guy 2: Yeah. Netflix and Chill’d, right?
Guy 1: Yes, honestly, when I first saw it I didn’t think it was real, but then I actually saw it in stores and it blew my mind.

by Mikkebak November 1, 2020