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Dude 1: Man, I just saw Paris blowing ten guys in the alley.
Dude 2: Paris? Oh, you mean Gigantwhore!
Dude 2: Paris? Oh, you mean Gigantwhore!
by Mikey The Comic September 1, 2009
Get the Gigantwhoremug. A pretend shizzle. When someone, usually a stoner, says they'll do something they have no intention of doing.
by Mikey The Comic August 18, 2009
Get the faux shizzlemug. An example of Retwixing (retwixer's comment after initials).
RT @mezenscene: Ah, Vogue forums. Is there any question you CAN'T answer? MM: I'm sure if you throw them some physics they'll be stumped!
RT @mezenscene: Ah, Vogue forums. Is there any question you CAN'T answer? MM: I'm sure if you throw them some physics they'll be stumped!
by Mikey The Comic January 5, 2010
Get the Retwixingmug. Mikey: Hey man, did you see the new poster?
Bob: I had a quick look.
Mikey: What? I need your OK on it by Wednesday!
Bob: Alright, alright I'll take a look at it.
Mikey: By When?
Bob: By Wednesday Morning.
Mikey: Promise?
Bob: Yea, man.
Mikey: Ok.
Later that day...
Mikey: Hey Bob, have you had a look yet?
Bob: No not yet.
Mikey: Come on, man!
Bob: You're really becoming annoying.
Mikey: Dude, I just need you to look at the poster.
Bob: Ok, I'll take a proper gander at it right now, and get back to you.
Mikey: You'll what? Propaganda?
Bob: No, I said I'd take a PROPER... GANDER... at it and get back to you.
Mikey: WTF does that mean?
Bob: It means I'll take a good look at it.
Mikey: Why didn't you just say that?
Bob: Cause we were making an example for Urban Dictionary, and we had to use the word in it.
Mikey: Makes sense.
Bob: I had a quick look.
Mikey: What? I need your OK on it by Wednesday!
Bob: Alright, alright I'll take a look at it.
Mikey: By When?
Bob: By Wednesday Morning.
Mikey: Promise?
Bob: Yea, man.
Mikey: Ok.
Later that day...
Mikey: Hey Bob, have you had a look yet?
Bob: No not yet.
Mikey: Come on, man!
Bob: You're really becoming annoying.
Mikey: Dude, I just need you to look at the poster.
Bob: Ok, I'll take a proper gander at it right now, and get back to you.
Mikey: You'll what? Propaganda?
Bob: No, I said I'd take a PROPER... GANDER... at it and get back to you.
Mikey: WTF does that mean?
Bob: It means I'll take a good look at it.
Mikey: Why didn't you just say that?
Bob: Cause we were making an example for Urban Dictionary, and we had to use the word in it.
Mikey: Makes sense.
by Mikey The Comic December 1, 2010
Get the Proper Gandermug. 1) An ignorant racist, aka, a racist.
2) A racist so ignorant, they don't even bother to get their stereotypes right.
3) A person who is too ignorant to know that what they're saying is actually racist.
2) A racist so ignorant, they don't even bother to get their stereotypes right.
3) A person who is too ignorant to know that what they're saying is actually racist.
1) Mel Gibson.
2) Jeff: Jim just wished Hiro a Happy Chinese New Year.
Steve: What? Hiro's Japanese!
Jeff: What an ignoracist!
Steve: Haha, you should totally coin that word on UD.
Jeff: I can't, that Australian comedian Mikey Mileos beat me to it.
Steve: Man, he's awesome!
3) Jim-Bob: Man, I ain't seen yous guys in a coons age!
Billy-Joe: Two coons ages, I reckon!
**in the above case both Jim-Bob and Billy-Joe are ignoracists
2) Jeff: Jim just wished Hiro a Happy Chinese New Year.
Steve: What? Hiro's Japanese!
Jeff: What an ignoracist!
Steve: Haha, you should totally coin that word on UD.
Jeff: I can't, that Australian comedian Mikey Mileos beat me to it.
Steve: Man, he's awesome!
3) Jim-Bob: Man, I ain't seen yous guys in a coons age!
Billy-Joe: Two coons ages, I reckon!
**in the above case both Jim-Bob and Billy-Joe are ignoracists
by Mikey The Comic December 26, 2010
Get the Ignoracistmug. When you want to invite friends somewhere (like a gig) and you send them a normal txt/email, followed by your spam advertising the gig, followed by another normal txt/email.
1st Message: Hey man, long time, how you been? How's things?
2nd Message: Oh btw, I have a gig coming up, do you wanna come? Here are the details aka SPAM!
3rd Message: How's your dog?
Note: It is important to note that you need to wait for them to reply to your message before you send the next layer of the sandwich.
1st Message: Hey man, long time, how you been? How's things?
2nd Message: Oh btw, I have a gig coming up, do you wanna come? Here are the details aka SPAM!
3rd Message: How's your dog?
Note: It is important to note that you need to wait for them to reply to your message before you send the next layer of the sandwich.
Oh shoot, I just copped another spam sandwich from Mikey, I should really just go to one of his gigs.
by Mikey The Comic March 22, 2009
Get the Spam Sandwichmug. by Mikey The Comic August 4, 2009
Get the Cock-Spankedmug.