Definitions by Mikey T

Dick Trickle

A very rare, but serious sexually transmitted disease only found in rural areas of Mozambique.

Kanamatu, I've been a doctor for 24 years and have never seen a case of Dick Trickle quite that bad!

Dick Trickle by Mikey T January 28, 2005

Drug Dealer Starter Kit

A Drug Dealer Starter Kit consists of the following:

A) 1 ounce of marijuana
B) 9 plastic sandwich baggies
C) 5-10 local potheads
D) 100 to 300 dollars depending on quality and inflation

Warnings:

A)Beware of self-smokage; Ration supplies
B)Never leave a bag open; it not only dries out the marijuana, but it also leaves it open to those pesky security issues.

Sorry Ralphey but the Drug Dealer Starter Kit is for ages 13 and up, you'll have to wait a couple years.

Ralphey: I'm already saving my allowance for it. (Grin)

Drug Dealer Starter Kit by Mikey T January 28, 2005

Kamikaze Nazi Paparazzi

A Japanese warplane found crashed on American soil with a dead German in the cockpit, and a camera under his seat.

That's the second Kamikazi Nazi Paparazzi that was found on Rosie O'Donell's property this month.

Kamikaze Nazi Paparazzi by Mikey T January 28, 2005

flame device

Noun meaning lighter. Or any object used for lighting a fire.

Pass me the flame device so i can light this Philadelphia cigar.

flame device by Mikey T January 25, 2005

blarfenstein

(noun) The vomit of a person of Germanic descent.

Everyone please step around the blarfenstein, Barvo ate too much.

blarfenstein by Mikey T December 16, 2004

Old-hoe Saggins

Taken from the popular "Lord of the Rings" character Frod Baggins, Old-hoe Saggins is what you refer to an older lady whose boobs are drooping

I went to that party last night, and it was just full of Old-hoe saggins!

Old-hoe Saggins by Mikey T December 16, 2004

encore

What you call a really, really bad case of the clap.

Wow, Suzie had the clap so bad i think she had encore.

encore by Mikey T December 15, 2004