Definitions by Mikey

frieze 

A squirrely young virgin (male) who often spends his days diving for oysters and gets no oral in return from his greedy but beatiful lover. Suffering from immense sexual frustration, he often relieves himself with excessive, chafing masturbation.

Hey Frieze, quit d-jackin, man. Your wang's going to fall off.

Oh man, frieze. That skank blue-balled you again, huh?

frieze by Mikey July 11, 2003

Ozzy Osbourne 

Known as The Ozzman, or the Blizzard, Ozzy Osbourne as one of the creators of Heavy Metal. In the late 60s him and 3 other guys set out to make a band known as Black Sabbath(also known as the first ever Heavy metal band). Ozzy led them out of England and into much bigger places. In the mid 70s the band kicked out The Ozzman, and he had to go on his own. In 1980 he came out with his first CD, "The Blizzard of Ozz". Ever since then he has hit some high and low spots. At the moment he has a show on MTV. Ozzy Osbourne's songs > most songs.

"Ozzy Osbourne, the Godfather of Heavy Metal."

Ozzy Osbourne by Mikey July 9, 2003

gayme 

Skills; ability to pick up dudes, in a gay way.

Girlfriend, you got gayme!

gayme by Mikey June 27, 2003

kick in the nuts 

it hurts, you fall down and cant get up

lads fear a kick in the nuts from their girlfriends

kick in the nuts by mikey June 20, 2003

skisskissmosquitos 

A common mispronunciation of the word mosquitos. The mosquito is a member of the insect kingdom. It eats you up in tiny bites.

Dad Gum! There sure is alotsa skismi, skmosquee, skisskissMOSQUITOS around here!

skisskissmosquitos by Mikey June 14, 2003

cankled 

Bent, stoned, high.

Hey man are youuuu hungryyyy? I'm so cankled.

cankled by Mikey June 4, 2003

jaquita 

The sexiest girl in the world, who also enjoys back door shit.....

Hey Jaquita, wats up baby?

jaquita by Mikey May 21, 2003