MikeFigurski's definitions

rogerdodger

One who agrees (received orders given expect results) then dodges (engages in cunning tricks or dishonest practices to avoid something unpleasant).

Rogerdodger Blue said agreeing to become PAC president, then abdicated when the mothers turned against him.

by MikeFigurski July 20, 2024

rogerdodger

One who confirms orders (received orders given expect results) but engages in cunning tricks or dishonest practices to avoid something unpleasant.

Blue agreed to become PAC president but quit when the mothers turned against him; rogerdodger.

by MikeFigurski July 20, 2024

vaxication

Taking time off work or school after vaccination, citing vague symptoms.

Logan took highscool vaxication after his second Covid booster, reminding his parents to schedule the next one for a Friday.

by MikeFigurski October 27, 2022

BS Folk

Buffy a saying truth and love from her on Hometown reservation in the Central Saskatchewan ,folk songs of struggle and prejudice

I got a BS folk song you're going to love. Set alarm back and listen.

by MikeFigurski December 6, 2023

poultrytariat

Working Class Everyday Chickens, who unite in Revolution to Free Range Communism.

Chicken Kiev, poultrytariat hero seemed locked in distant stare; distracted as his boysterous comrades celebrated wildly with liberated poultrytarian. Free Ranged Revolution, he thought, absently chickenscratching at the dirt beneath his naked drumsticks.

by MikeFigurski September 16, 2022

slack privilege

blaming poor performance on prior poor performance

Logan's room had declined cartoonish depiction, as he invoked slack privilege to family and friends.

by MikeFigurski February 22, 2023

rahmerrant

Slow spiraling decline after blunt impact without spilling a drop.

The spactator appeared consussed, but his rahmerrant decline suggested histrionics.

by MikeFigurski April 13, 2022