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When your business partner or boss deliberately and maliciously prevents you from advancing your career or business, SOLELY out of spite.
Dana: Ugh, I am in a fight with my partner, she is going to FOR SURE White Collar CockBlock this next hire. Uch, we need the help so badly.
Milo: Damn B, that's why you cant do 50/50 joint ventures, Bruh.
Dana: Uch, Preach girl.
Milo: Damn B, that's why you cant do 50/50 joint ventures, Bruh.
Dana: Uch, Preach girl.
by Mike109999 August 15, 2022
Get the White Collar CockBlockmug. The 4 very young, very millenial, very perfectly deliberately facial haired and Manscaped NFL Coaches: Sean McVay, Kliff Kingsbury, Kyle Shanahan, and Matt LaFleur.
Each of them, at ALL times, look like they are the living embodiment of the audience target of a Manscaped ad AND Manscaped models.
Each of them, at ALL times, look like they are the living embodiment of the audience target of a Manscaped ad AND Manscaped models.
Colin: Hey, how come Kyle Shanahan always looks like he is cool about being late to his girlfriend's grandmother's birthday party?
Sophie: He is in the Manscaped 4, they try REALLY hard to look like that. You think it is a mistake Kliff Kingsbury always looks like he is about to buy me a negroni.
Colin: So right, good call. Is that why Sean McVay looks like he is trying to look like he DIDN'T just do 13 pushups to pump himself up for the camera?
Sophie: Exactly. The Manscaped 4 always knows what they are doing.
Sophie: He is in the Manscaped 4, they try REALLY hard to look like that. You think it is a mistake Kliff Kingsbury always looks like he is about to buy me a negroni.
Colin: So right, good call. Is that why Sean McVay looks like he is trying to look like he DIDN'T just do 13 pushups to pump himself up for the camera?
Sophie: Exactly. The Manscaped 4 always knows what they are doing.
by Mike109999 September 6, 2025
Get the Manscaped 4mug. In a business environment, everyone plays their roles as designed and expected.
The natural hierarchy is rarely rocked, due to the fear of sticking out, seeming petty, and of being blackballed.
Vendors over laugh at jokes to secure contracts, CEOs compliment staff in public because they once read something that says to compliment people in public, and nervous account executives overemphasize their local weather to open up zoom calls.
Essentially, everyone does and acts as predicted and as they are supposed to.
Kayfabe is rarely broken.
The natural hierarchy is rarely rocked, due to the fear of sticking out, seeming petty, and of being blackballed.
Vendors over laugh at jokes to secure contracts, CEOs compliment staff in public because they once read something that says to compliment people in public, and nervous account executives overemphasize their local weather to open up zoom calls.
Essentially, everyone does and acts as predicted and as they are supposed to.
Kayfabe is rarely broken.
Yurk: Hey, how is that RFP you are working on, I know it has been taking up alot of your time.
Rick: It has. I feel like breaking White Collar Kayfabe and just telling the prospect how smart they would look to their bosses by going with us, and how their history of stealing ideas from RFPs and labelling them as their own is why other companies don't want to work with them, but I can't. I have to play *THE GAME*.
Yurk: Ya, you definitely CAN'T break White Collar Kayfabe, you would get blackballed in your industry.
Rick: It has. I feel like breaking White Collar Kayfabe and just telling the prospect how smart they would look to their bosses by going with us, and how their history of stealing ideas from RFPs and labelling them as their own is why other companies don't want to work with them, but I can't. I have to play *THE GAME*.
Yurk: Ya, you definitely CAN'T break White Collar Kayfabe, you would get blackballed in your industry.
by Mike109999 February 21, 2022
Get the White Collar Kayfabemug. When someone at work has an artificial and unfair advantage over their peers, due to their parents or family being connected. This helps them get jobs, get introduced to people, invited to social events, etc...
Alex: John is really doing well at his career, he just got a killer job.
Mike: Oh, his dad got him that job, donated $25k also to the company's charity.
Alex: Ah, White Collar Steroids. I should have known. John is an idiot.
Mike: Oh, his dad got him that job, donated $25k also to the company's charity.
Alex: Ah, White Collar Steroids. I should have known. John is an idiot.
by Mike109999 August 1, 2020
Get the White Collar Steroidsmug. A friend who excels when their bro is in a really big jam. He is the first brosef his friends call when someone dies, with work issues, advice, and with most traumatic events.
He is like a hockey player who does not take the calm regular season seriously, but is the best player during the playoffs and big games.
He is like a hockey player who does not take the calm regular season seriously, but is the best player during the playoffs and big games.
Vern: FUCK, my business partner is driving me nuts and my wife is pissed I watched the ball game with the guys too. I need to vent to someone NOW.
Brett: Call RJ, he is the BEST Wartime Brosef, White Collar Brosef, and everything in between. I go to him all the time with my big issues. No Briefcase Chuckle needed, you just go right into it. You'll feel like a million bucks after.
Vern: Thanks man, I owe you. Good Wartime Brosefs are rare.
Brett: Call RJ, he is the BEST Wartime Brosef, White Collar Brosef, and everything in between. I go to him all the time with my big issues. No Briefcase Chuckle needed, you just go right into it. You'll feel like a million bucks after.
Vern: Thanks man, I owe you. Good Wartime Brosefs are rare.
by Mike109999 August 26, 2025
Get the Wartime Brosefmug. John: Remember that White Collar Sleepover we went to last year? We got so drunk, man.
Porter: You mean the International Tourism and Travel Show, the largest 3 day conference in the world?
John: Uch, nobody remembers seminars or conferences, sleepovers are forever.
Porter: You mean the International Tourism and Travel Show, the largest 3 day conference in the world?
John: Uch, nobody remembers seminars or conferences, sleepovers are forever.
by Mike109999 September 6, 2022
Get the White Collar Sleepovermug. The emotional state of a combination of anger, confusion, and disgust, derived from a harmless situation that you made worse by being irrationally dramatic.
Almo: GIRL, thanks for meeting me for emergency brunch. I ran into my ex at the Warriors game last night! I am pretty sure he is dating our Uber driver from the last time we ordered sushi together, and he was wearing the shirt I got him at the Avril Lavigne concert.
ELdee: Girl, you need to leave The Jada Aisle. Your ex is from high school, Uber did not exist then. Also, you are allergic to fish and nobody wears Avril Lavigne stuff. Let's get you some mimosas and an emotional colonic, stat.
Almo: *Takes a Deep Breath*, thanks for taking me out of The Jada Aisle. I didn't even like him, he was a Hard Unsubscribe For Me.
ELdee: We all have our moments.
ELdee: Girl, you need to leave The Jada Aisle. Your ex is from high school, Uber did not exist then. Also, you are allergic to fish and nobody wears Avril Lavigne stuff. Let's get you some mimosas and an emotional colonic, stat.
Almo: *Takes a Deep Breath*, thanks for taking me out of The Jada Aisle. I didn't even like him, he was a Hard Unsubscribe For Me.
ELdee: We all have our moments.
by Mike109999 April 28, 2022
Get the The Jada Aislemug.