Definitions by Mike P. Grant, esq

iDirt 

iDirt is any Apple product that you buy that is unnecessary, soon-to-be-obsolete, and is essentially the equivalent of burying your money in the ground.

Consumer #1: I just blew $600 on Apple's latest.
Consumer #2: What did you get this time?
Consumer #3: Oh, just some iDirt for my iTrees.

iDirt by Mike P. Grant, esq August 2, 2007

iDo 

What you say before you get an iDivorce.

Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded iWife. iDo.

iDo by Mike P. Grant, esq August 2, 2007

eRove 

To erase any evidence of, for the sake of denying any participation in a specific event, or any event, for that matter

Jenny went to my webmail account and found all my e-mail to Candy before I could eRove them.

eRove by Mike P. Grant, esq April 23, 2007