Mike Monsport's definitions

qtpi

synonym for cutie pie

That girls a qtpi, shes just adorable.

by Mike Monsport October 14, 2007

-job

suffix, giving a noun an extra syllable or a potential nickname

tall-job, frick-job, creep-job

Here comes the creep-job. Finally came out of his dorm.

by Mike Monsport October 14, 2007

fuggin

gentler spelling of fucking, used to show exasperation as an adjective or adverb.

After that race, I was fuggin beat!

by Mike Monsport October 14, 2007

homomoments

Brief periods of awkwardness between friends made by one or more of the friends acting or saying something gay.

That sleepover was full of homomoments. Tory kept talkin' about man butts.

by Mike Monsport October 14, 2007

Hobophobia

the fear of being seen as homeless

He needs to buy new clothes everyday, i think he's got hobophobia.

by Mike Monsport October 14, 2007

hadji

handjob, reference to Johnny Quest

She was giving me a hadji, and her roommate just happened to walk in the door.

by Mike Monsport October 14, 2007