by mike jones March 14, 2005
a large african beast of unknown origins, although it is beleived its base form is known as just allende. if angered its muscles will expand, its body hair will increase and become highly agressive.
friend#1:hey allende
friend#2:ha ha your a loser allende
friend#1:watch out, its transforming
bystander:ITS UMPEDE, UMPEDE!!!
friend#2:run!!its growing!
friend#2:ha ha your a loser allende
friend#1:watch out, its transforming
bystander:ITS UMPEDE, UMPEDE!!!
friend#2:run!!its growing!
by mike jones September 02, 2008
to throw up a peace sign, to give props or say whats up. Or to say goodbye, or to get some ones attention.
by mike jones March 31, 2004
Answer to the question Why wouldn't ya?
Greg - So, Head Santa. I seek an answer to the age old question, which has occupied my every thought for these past months. Why wouldn't ya?
Head Santa - Well you would!
Head Santa - Well you would!
by Mike Jones January 10, 2004
The act or process of lying supine on the dodgy carpet while an accomplice pours goon into your mouth straight from the goon bag
by Mike Jones January 10, 2004
a hit of LSD in the 60's. it is not weed. people started calling it weed becasue they thought the jimi song was about weed but infact it is about acid. listen to the lyrics and you can tell that it is about LSD, not weed. some people refer to purple haired weed as purple haze but the real purple haze is LSD. jimi hendrix played every time with 1 hit of acid in each eye, 3 in his bandana, and 1 in his gums
by mike jones November 08, 2004