messedup.net

A website for lame ass losers pretending to be internet tough guys. Also a site for truck stop hookers.

Losers like Jeremy reside at messedup.net.

Heather, a truck stop hooker, spends her online time at messedup.net.

by Mike Hunt August 24, 2004

malcom x

malcom x was a tenacious fighter for human rights. he fought for the rights of colored folk alike. he sure paved the way for the dark skins.

thanks malcom x, for bailing my ass outta prison after that salad tossing episode in the back of your moms expedition with my skirt on

by Mike Hunt February 21, 2005

stek

Also in some South American indian tribes it Stek is also known as the lips of a womens vagina that has elephantitis of the vagina.

Wow, Alexs mother has stek lips.
You stupid stek!

by Mike Hunt March 02, 2005

wees

CHAV - simple as, nothing else needs to be said, end of, full stop.

"look at the geezer with his nike shox and his trakkie bottoms tucked into his socks, what a wees"



(only joking wees)

by mike hunt December 16, 2004

kiwi

a small, hairy squaking fruit

drew is a kiwi, josh's mom is a kiwi

by mike hunt September 29, 2003

potting brown

The act of chalking your cue with a water based lubricant, lining up the shot and striking the brown with an almighty white mass of tail sap or jizz.

Most of last night was spent potting brown.

by Mike Hunt August 15, 2003

ball sweat

Simon Aiken

Simon says: he likes to smell his balls and he likes to drink his ball sweat

by Mike Hunt May 01, 2003