Mike Hunt 's definitions

5 hole discount

A sexual act of one girl and 5 guys where she takes it up the @$$, in the mouth, both hands, and in the baby escape path. Called such because its cheaper when 5 guys do it than 1 guy.

Did you hear? Sally gives 5 hole discounts.

by Mike Hunt May 6, 2005

Kip

to fall asleep
"Don't kip on my couch"
a funny name for someone
"God damn you're a kipper"
to eat shit
"Did you see that dude kip on his skateboard"

This is a very versatile word that can be used in almost as many ways as fuck. Just put your mind to it and I'm sure you'll find your own way to use it, you kipper!

by Mike Hunt April 30, 2003

state farm

A realy bad insurance company. This insurance company is usualy associated with ripping people off and employing turd burgaling assholes. (See. Turd Burglar)

Oh crap. I just got into a accident, and I am about to die. I want to get my car fixed even though I am gonna die, but I have State Farm.

by Mike Hunt January 18, 2005

Bartone

That Asian bitch that was gonna give Kyle head for a nickel.

The Dot-Head

by Mike Hunt February 4, 2004

agg

a person

human being

by Mike Hunt May 28, 2003

tobagon

the act of a girl giving one head while one rides her down the stairs forcing the head to move in a pleasing motion violently to bring instant oral gratification

your mother gives a great tobagon

by mike hunt December 31, 2004

stek

Also in some South American indian tribes it Stek is also known as the lips of a womens vagina that has elephantitis of the vagina.

Wow, Alexs mother has stek lips.
You stupid stek!

by Mike Hunt March 2, 2005