Mike Hunt's definitions

mother fucker

a word commonly used among NIGGERS, often pronounced motha fucka.

isnt it about time you gave me my motha fuckin money nigga

by mike hunt December 18, 2004

perineum

The space between your back door and your buddies

She licked my perineum before she sucked my dicl

by Mike Hunt August 3, 2003

bonerable

a female who is worthy of stabning one's cock into.

John: "Hey look at that bitch over there."
Me: "Oh yea she's bonerable!"

by mike hunt October 26, 2003

optical-fertilization

the process of being shot in the eye with a male orgasm

sarah gollub's eye hurts due to the fact that i brutally optical fertilized her

by mike hunt December 1, 2003

straight eye for the queer guy

in search of a design consultant. Usually before a date.

i got a straight eye for the queer guy

by mike hunt October 2, 2003

Lakal

It has no meaning, it just sounds ever so Nazi-like and evil

Ooh shnit-me shmytin Lakal

by Mike Hunt February 3, 2004

Double Pwned

A term used in risk when someone loses both of their armies in a dice roll.

Two sixes! Double pwned noob!

by Mike Hunt November 11, 2003