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chewbacca defense

When you use a totally bullshit argument that has absolutley nothing to do with the case. This term comes from the popular TV show South Park
I hope Johnny Cochdoesn't use his famous Chewbacca Defense.... This is Chewbacca, Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee - an eight foot tall Wookiee - want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! What does that have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! None of this makes sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests. DAMNIT!
by Mike Hunt April 5, 2004
mugGet the chewbacca defensemug.

Divinci

sticking a paint brush up your anus then then painting somones face with a poo like substance
mary told chris she really wanted a divinci so that night he stuck the brush up his ass and gave her one
by mike hunt March 15, 2004
mugGet the Divincimug.

sexwee

slitty-eyed before the sexwee came
by mike hunt August 19, 2003
mugGet the sexweemug.

fr0q

The most amazing, outstanding, nifty, stupendous, super cool person ever to walk the face of the earth. This person's coolness is beyond explanation. If his coolness were measured in heat, it would be hotter than the sun itself.
That guy is totally fr0q, man!
by Mike Hunt March 25, 2004
mugGet the fr0qmug.

slinky

when one masturbates excessively. and ones penis become rather long and droopy. similar to the childs toy sharing the same name.
black kids usualy have slinkies because they have no other toys to play with when they are young.
by mike hunt December 31, 2004
mugGet the slinkymug.

5 hole discount

A sexual act of one girl and 5 guys where she takes it up the @$$, in the mouth, both hands, and in the baby escape path. Called such because its cheaper when 5 guys do it than 1 guy.
Did you hear? Sally gives 5 hole discounts.
by Mike Hunt May 6, 2005
mugGet the 5 hole discountmug.

Barking Pig

A barking pig is someone or something that changes the world for the better. The do not go along with the norm, and they won't let the world tell them how do act, what they can and can't do. Itis someone who sets the tone, isn't afraid to show emotion, and is a star.
Norman is the Barking Pig in Cinderella.
by Mike Hunt October 3, 2004
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