Mike Damus's definitions

whorecast

a prediction of the prevalence and quality of women expected somewhere.

"I'm at the bar, come over."
"But, I'm in bed. What's the whorecast?"
"Right now it's raining tits. I'd get here before it breaks."

by Mike Damus September 23, 2009

Peek-A-Balls

when a man's naked balls suddenly and unintentionally become visible, often through a space in his shorts.

Dave was speaking passionately against poverty in the third world, but no one could take him seriously cause the we were all snickering about his peek-a-balls.

by Mike Damus December 15, 2008

whorecast

a prediction of the prevalence and quality of women expected somewhere.

"I'm at the bar, come over."
"But, I'm in bed. What's the whorecast?"
"Hurricane Vagina just made land fall."

by Mike Damus September 23, 2009