Mike 's definitions
To be pretentious is to make a claim or put on an act to:
A) Fit into a group.
B) Appear "better" than you are or than others.
Pretentious people often fit into 2 groups:
i) Stupid pretentious people who no nothing of the subject they are acting pretentious about.
ii) Clever pretentious people who know about the subject they are acting pretentious about but think this makes them better.
A) Fit into a group.
B) Appear "better" than you are or than others.
Pretentious people often fit into 2 groups:
i) Stupid pretentious people who no nothing of the subject they are acting pretentious about.
ii) Clever pretentious people who know about the subject they are acting pretentious about but think this makes them better.
a) Look I have the same boots as you now! That makes me a true Punk/Goth/Rocker/insert generic group name.
b) You didn't like my poem? Well you probably didn't understand it. It was very deep.
i) I am a goth I love HIM.
ii) I have a degree in Philosophy...I therefore know a little more about theology than you could.
Another Example: My definition of "pretentious" is much better than the others on this site because I have an A in English.
Pretentious people often have no sense of humour and never laugh at themselves.
b) You didn't like my poem? Well you probably didn't understand it. It was very deep.
i) I am a goth I love HIM.
ii) I have a degree in Philosophy...I therefore know a little more about theology than you could.
Another Example: My definition of "pretentious" is much better than the others on this site because I have an A in English.
Pretentious people often have no sense of humour and never laugh at themselves.
by Mike December 28, 2005
Get the Pretentiousmug. someone who has a very bad skin complexion. usually wrinckly or pitted resemblin that of a mans scrotum!
by mike January 6, 2004
Get the scrozzymug. bob:i will kill you {}=::::::::::::::::::>
by Mike February 2, 2005
Get the {}=[]::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>mug. by Mike September 21, 2004
Get the Lengyelmug. Jazz and dixieland slang for "When The Saints Go Marching In". Some musicians also refer to this song as "The Monster", fearing having to play it several times in a single evening.
And then some guy who just arrived wanted the Saints again, and I was ready to break his leg. We should just stop taking requests.
by Mike October 17, 2006
Get the The Saintsmug. used to describe insanity and homosexuallism at the same time, hence the 'cwazy' instead of 'crazy'.
by Mike November 28, 2003
Get the cwazy like a moosemug. 