waf

Abbriviation for "What A Fag"
KIAL: Mike only paid for his share of lunch
ME: Waf!
by Mike June 10, 2003
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hammer

an album. a cd. a vinyl record.
throw on the new hammer by yaphet kotto man! keep the tune-ski's a rollin'
by Mike July 19, 2006
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Kice

Satan's icey breath. Derived from 1337 gamer KillaIcE.
Too evil to be expressed.
by Mike February 02, 2005
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brass monkey

Every sailing ship had to have cannon for protection. Cannon of the times required round iron cannonballs. The master wanted to store the cannonballs such that they could be of instant use when needed, yet not roll around the gun deck. The solution was to stack them up in a square-based pyramid next to the cannon. The top level of the stack had one ball, the next level down had four, the next had nine, the next had sixteen, and so on. Four levels would provide a stack of 30 cannonballs. The only real problem was how to keep the bottom level from sliding out from under the weight of the higher levels. To do this, they devised a small brass plate ("brass monkey") with one rounded indentation for each cannonball in the bottom layer. Brass was used because the cannonballs wouldn't rust to the "brass monkey", but would rust to an iron one.

When temperature falls, brass contracts in size faster than iron. As it got cold on the gun decks, the indentations in the brass monkey would get smaller than the iron cannonballs they were holding. If the temperature got cold enough, the bottom layer would pop out of the indentations spilling the entire pyramid over the deck. Thus it was, quite literally, cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
by Mike January 29, 2005
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Goombafied

She fell in the lake and she got all goombafied
by Mike November 05, 2004
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Red Tide

Hell no!!!!!, I ain't eating you out when the red tide is arround.
by Mike May 13, 2005
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rockhead

Rockhead is a term used for someone who listens to rock music and is not understood by people who dont know the.
by Mike October 26, 2004
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