Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Mike "White Man" Jaworski

larceny

A serious lawful offence, involving theft.

Dude I got 28 years for 6 counts of larceny.

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When someone is down in the snow and you kick snow in their face.

Mark's Mom: So, Mark, how was your day at school?

Mark: Well, it was pretty good, except when Michael gave me a snow job at recess.

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a person who is part white, part asian. This could also be referred to as a wasian.

Andrew Lee is white mixed with asian. One of his parents is white, one is asian.

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What you say to an asian or wasian. But never say it to a black man.

Black Guy: Nobody likes your small balls!

Asian: Reave me arone!