Definitions by Mike

shidduch 

a match; a person who makes a shidduch is a shadchan

Dick and Jane would make a great shidduch. Hopefully they'll get married someday.

shidduch by Mike October 17, 2004

statix 

pr0 cs player and damn sexy too!

i love you statix!
statix i love you!
statix is great!

statix by Mike October 17, 2004

brizzle 

Fine ass biatch, beautiful female

Theres a lot of brizzles up in this club. This the true definition of brizzle

brizzle by MIke October 14, 2004

. 

The . (period) is used to end a sentence. If you string thre of these together like so, "..." you get what resembles a pause.

This is the sentence, and here's the end.

Bob: "Why did you do that?"
Bob's son: "Um... uh... I... I don't know

. by Mike October 14, 2004

The Untouchables 

The Essance of Excellence. Also known as The best there is, was, and or ever will be......Greatness in its purest form. 2 men, named Mike and Jaime

Wow, Mike and Jaime are just gods....No, they are better then gods, their The Untouchables.

The Untouchables by Mike October 14, 2004

The Legend of Mike 

Every hundred years a torch is handed down to an individual with the name mike. This individual must uphold the standard of being nothing short of Great. This time around, there is an individual who hails from a few different names. Puppy, Mikealicious, The Great One, The Electrifying One, The Savior, hes just a damn good looking fellow. He is extremely cocky, and he knows it. He beleives it is best to know your the shit then look down upon urself like a loser of society. Mike shall uphold the standard of being great and shall add his own little flavor to the mix. I mean damn, the guys just all that and more. Long live the reign of Mike. he also has a message for all the haters out there, Dont hate me cuz im better then you.

Damn, that guy is just da man. i want to be just like him.

The Legend of Mike by Mike October 14, 2004

nippletit 

An extremely stupid moron, Idiot

"What a nippletit he is!" (mike)
"Dont shit yourself nippletit!" (mike)

nippletit by Mike October 12, 2004