Mike's definitions

Eboni Sawyer

Fine as FUCK!! if you see this girl youd be like DAMN!!! I wanna BEAT that!! she has a phat ass and a banging body!

I hoe Eboni act like a slut.

by Mike May 22, 2003

shitting bricks

to be extremely scared or freightened

we got away before they caught us, man we were shitting bricks

by Mike March 9, 2005

danza slap

Tony Danza was NOT a Porn Star. What happens is the woman is giving the man oral sex and the man will ask "Who's The Boss?" If the woman says "You Are" the man will forcefully slap her across the face with his wang and say "Wrong, Bitch! Tony Danza's the boss!"

I gave her a hard Danza Slap after she said I was the boss.

by Mike November 28, 2004

panties

sexy underwear that girls wear that is lacy thongs & g-strings are types of this underwear

On Valentines Day my girl was wear the most sexiest pair of panites that I've ever seen.

by Mike February 17, 2004

Nextel

that Bleep Bleep noise

"yo john just bleeped me"

by mike March 24, 2005

non-girlfriend

1) A girl who you are friends with either to eventually fall in love with or you have been friends for so long you cannot become boyfriend/girlfriend.
2) A girl who is your friend.

I would help you with that, but my non-girlfriend just sent me a text message.

by Mike September 8, 2006

APO

Authorized Personnel Only

Hey , APO beyond that door!

by Mike February 15, 2004