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(safe+nik) -- a person who wants warranties about everything, who is scared by the vicissitudes of life and feels an overwhelming need to be secure.
What about a family travel to Tibet? - It's impossible. My husband is a safenik. - Safenik ? - Yes, he never takes any risks.
by Mike March 30, 2008
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It was dark and quiet that night in my dorm room... It was a little too quiet. I wasn't sure but I had the feeling that wang, my asian roomate and also bunkmate was quietly pulling a Moo Goo Guy Pan on me while we both lying in our bunk bed and I couldnt do anything about it.
by Mike May 16, 2004
Get the Moo Goo Guy Pan mug.An expression of onomonopeai just like Bang or Kaboom. You say fwoomph when something large hits the ground or when something critical to the mission is achieved while stoned.
Stoner 1: Dude, did you see that dude fall when he uhh fell?
Stoner 2: Ya, he hit the ground like fwoomph!
Stoner 2: Ya, he hit the ground like fwoomph!
by Mike April 25, 2005
Get the fwoomph mug.a group of males sit in a circle and jerk off onto the same waffle which is placed at the center of the circle, the last one to release his seminal fluids on the waffle must consume it, thus eating a waffle which is soggy because of everyones semen
by mike November 13, 2003
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by Mike January 15, 2004
Get the phaecopheliac mug.verb or noun (woman + manoeuvre) - to act in a female manner, to use feminine tactics for achieving one's goals.
Womanoeuvre is a strategy to convert your weaknesses into advantages.
He tried to outmanoeuvre her but was helpless against womanoeuvring.
He tried to outmanoeuvre her but was helpless against womanoeuvring.
by Mike April 15, 2009
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