Mike's definitions

AFC

Average Frustrated Chump. A guy who lacks skills, and confidence when it comes to women. He will often end up in the "friend zone" because he obeys girls like a slave.

An AFC in a bar with gorgeous women would sit in the corner, and ask himself "why aren't they coming up to me." When he should be going up to them, but wont, because he lacks confidence.

by Mike February 7, 2004

manipples

Huge Nipples on a man

I have manipples with an 8 inch diameter.

by Mike October 15, 2003

Who Banger

one who partakes in sex with someone of the "who" race.

god dammit danny... quit bein a who banger

by Mike August 6, 2003

butterface

A hot girl who has everything, BUT her face

Watch Howard Stern for his Butterface competition.

by Mike December 28, 2005

juice is runnen

another way of saying that you must repay money with interest. From the movie rounders.

Tommy the juice is runnen. by next week it will be 300 instead of 250.

by mike April 6, 2004

terd burgler

Snatching a piece of shit from someones ass. Usually by a gay dude, or a drunk one.

Hey you freaking terd burgler, give me back my shit!

by Mike January 1, 2004

tripin

to be high on ACID

that was a good tripin

by mike December 1, 2003