Mike's definitions

ryde

A person of Canadian decent, who lives off fish and Moose.

Yo dude you are so ryde, why don't you go sleep in an igloo?

by Mike September 5, 2004

fug

substitute for fuck shit snap

Ah fug, I'm shot again.
Take that, mutha fugga!

by Mike November 26, 2003

Southington

this is were all hte wiggers come to play and try to act black so if your traveling dont come into southington the white people there are all on drugs

erik martin is a wigger

by mike December 17, 2003

bakersfield

where crips kick it from the cbc

im a country boy crip in bakersfield

by mike March 27, 2004

Hot Topic

A company that I own stock in and made tons of money off because the stock has split several times since I bought it. I'd like to thank all the 16 year olds who shop there. When I take my next vacation, and I'm reclining in the first class cabin, I'll propose a toast just for you.

Look, Hot Topic's stock split again. Let's sell some of it and go someplace exotic!

by Mike February 29, 2004

windowze

the slang for for the windows operating system created by a disco geek named bill gates.

see reject
see windows
see cheap

i hacked ur shit windows box with an smb exploit.

by mike July 6, 2003

slayed

Derrived from slain, sometimes written 'slaid'.

Off the cuff real-life synonym of 'owned' or 'pwned'. Can be derogatory or supportive...

Mike: My girlfriend just dumped me.
Ellie: Oh, slayed!

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Nic: Oh man, Josh got totally slayed by that girl, she kicked him in the nuts!

by Mike May 13, 2005