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chav (noun)- 1 Anyone wearing any kind of burberry clothing 2 A youth usually, although not neccessarily in his or her teens who has an undying belief that they are the hardest and coolest individual to have ever walked this planet. The male chav is distinguishable by his birght colours and imitaion gold jewellry which he uses to attract chavettes (see next). Any eye contact will be met with a tirade of abuse assuming the chav is with his herd. 3 Chavette A female chav who is distinguishable by the use of earings resting on her shoulders, very innapropriate clothing, and a pram. Chavettes are very rarely seen on their own and prefer to hang around with the dominant chav in their herd, usually the father of their child. 4 Chavish the dialect of the chav. Believing that he is a bad boy gangsta rapper, the chav or chavette will converse with others in a secrect language. Scientists have been working for years on trying to decipher chavish but to no avail. Other than swear words that you will manage to pick out, you will not understand any of this tirade; simply assume its not pleasant and probably involves your parents and a dog. (see example)
ere dean wats that nigga lookin at-ee is ganna get a beatin-dere be blood on da floor man. oi faggot you startin or wha? yo mumma got banged up by ma dog hoe.
by Mike January 23, 2004
Means "non-jewish"...or not belonging to the jewish community...
note that it is the plural form of "goy"...which is one non-jew
note that it is the plural form of "goy"...which is one non-jew
by Mike January 05, 2005
by Mike March 11, 2003
When one says something stupid, say give me moneys meaning put your hand out and im gonna slap ur shit as hard as possible...thus Gimme moneys
Guy 1:(During a sunny summer day) Hey its snowing.
Guy 2: Bitch gimme moneys
Guy1:*puts out had*
Guy 2: *slaps it*STupid shit
Guy 2: Bitch gimme moneys
Guy1:*puts out had*
Guy 2: *slaps it*STupid shit
by Mike January 14, 2004
Fine as FUCK!! if you see this girl youd be like DAMN!!! I wanna BEAT that!! she has a phat ass and a banging body!
by Mike May 22, 2003
Salvia Divinorum, hallucinogenic herb of the mint family. Related to sage. Very, very strange, possibly the most bizarre drug out there. The buzz is unique and at the higher levels is beyond mind-blowing in its sheer oddity.
I smoked some 5x salvia leaf and thought I had become a pillar of glass that was supporting the sky while the ground beneath me became a river of leaves.
by mike March 26, 2004