Mike's definitions

schmuck

it is a yidish word and it means prick

my boss yelled at me for something i didnt do.what a schmuck

by mike August 19, 2003

Muffugga

bit you know what it means... hell yeah muffugga...

i'll example your ass... muffugga..

by mike November 11, 2003

chavvie

Greenock (west Scotland) equivalant of "radge".

a wee baw bag cunt with his trackies tucked into luminous footie socks.

by mike November 28, 2003

louis farrakhan

The leader of the Nation of Islam who was at one time the understudy to Malcolm X and who rebuilt the NOI after the death of Elijah Muhammad. Farrakhan uses the teachings of Elijah Muhammad to teach and promote unity amongst black people and puts high emphasis on their advancement and potential upliftment.

Louis Farrakhan is the leader of the Nation of Islam.

by Mike January 18, 2005

Dually Twolliez

In poker, Texas hold em mainly, when one is dealt a hand of a pair of 2's

"ok, i call your all in, what do you have?"

"DUALLY TWOLLIEZ BITCH!!"

"AWWWW FUCKKK!!"

by mike September 14, 2004

Douv

A person that is too hood.

Peopl are often afraid to approach this individual because he is so hood.

Yo that drug dealer is way douv, he might shank you.

by Mike May 13, 2005

geeshkid

1. a phrase used to describe an unbelievable incident.

2. my jewish uncle

1. geeshkid, you're the best sex i've ever had.

2. uncle geeshkid tried to get me to temple but i did't feel like it.

by mike July 15, 2004