Mike's definitions

wangnut

Someone considered to be "off his/her rocker." Sometimes used for oriental people.

"Dude, he had too much to drink. He's acting like a total wangnut!"

by Mike October 2, 2003

Cue ball

the shiny suface on the grape of the monkey I am forced to sit in an office with every damn day

The gunners cue ball was blinding me as he was dancing for the milk man.

by Mike November 26, 2003

crt

Cathode Ray Tan- an extreme level of paleness often found in computer geeks resulting from a lack of exposure to natural light.

Guy 1: hey man u so pale, I see you been working on your CRT.
Guy 2: yeah been playing Starcraft for 2 weeks straight
Guy 1: Got sunglasses *squint*

by Mike December 26, 2003

gigity

Family Guy
Def: Fucnin right!

just said when ever you are in a good mood or have drank to much.

by Mike August 22, 2006

meadway

a sad slag with no friends

stfu u homeless twat

by mike January 11, 2004

dejolijize

To become unhappy like a ass who cant see it's hooves!!!!!!!!

I was i cud dejolijize that horse!!!!!!!!!

by Mike February 3, 2005

The dimick

A hellish nun. Here deputies are the blob, the saint, and the one know asthe Jane.

Dimick has ordered the rape of many. Among the few who have survived are: me :p, Don Hock, Shil, and a handful of others (soon to be 0)

by mike May 14, 2004