Mike's definitions

pwns

Stemming from the misspelling of the word "owns", being that the "p" key is right next to the "o" key. It does not mean the possesive "owns", but as in a form of domination, such as in a game or sport.

Dude, he pwns you at Halo.
He pwns all of you at basketball.
I pwn your sister... all night long.

by Mike November 3, 2003

Shibath

A combination of a bath and a shower. You put the plug in the bath tub when your taking a shower.

Today I took this awsome shibath.

by Mike June 17, 2004

(*)(*)

perky boobies...used in chat rooms by horny white 30 year old bastards who cant look at porn because they live with their mom...

i...like...boobies...

I saw these boobies like this (*)(*) once dawg!!!
Really?????????
ummm..no but i drew boobies like that once...

by Mike June 21, 2006

greenlantern

master l33tzor and pwnzor
takes it in the ass occassionally
despises demonfox for never answering in vent
pwns sasuke
smoke the cock 24/7

any problems contact my secretary
[e-mail]

im a superhero not a DJ

by mike March 16, 2005

slacker

Someone who uses Slackware linux

"Jim over there has been a slacker for years now"

by mike October 9, 2004

boisvert'd

When jeremy thinks of things to do when he isn't playing WoW. Boisvert hasn't broken anything....

Omg HALO 2 AND WOW I WILL NEVER SEE NATURAL LIGHT AGAIN!!!!

by Mike November 9, 2004

shitkicker

A violent mullet wearing lower class white person who ends his beatings with kicks to his downed opponent's head.

Garth really layed the boots on some guy at a party last night.

by Mike November 11, 2003