Mike's definitions

geeshkid

1. a phrase used to describe an unbelievable incident.

2. my jewish uncle

1. geeshkid, you're the best sex i've ever had.

2. uncle geeshkid tried to get me to temple but i did't feel like it.

by mike July 15, 2004

Muffugga

bit you know what it means... hell yeah muffugga...

i'll example your ass... muffugga..

by mike November 11, 2003

chavvie

Greenock (west Scotland) equivalant of "radge".

a wee baw bag cunt with his trackies tucked into luminous footie socks.

by mike November 28, 2003

software

1)Electronic information stored on a computer that performs tasks.

2) Slang for you mind.

1) Internet Explorer, Photoshop, Kazaa

2) "After the car crash, Bob's body was fine but his software was messed up."

by Mike February 4, 2004

jedibitch

looks like a pigeon eating a cheese pasties & jaffa cakes

munch

by mike August 24, 2003

Eunich

A computer operating system with no balls.

If you thought Windows was bollocks, then try Eunichs...it has no balls!

by Mike February 13, 2004

fuckwing

Adjective pertaining to a really stupid, inane idea or concept.

Whose fuck-wing idea was it to microwave the cat?

"I think whoever had the fuck-wing idea to get rid of the oatmeal packets should be driven, with torches and pitchforks, out of Minnesota" --Food Service Survey at Carleton College, 2003.

by Mike December 23, 2003