Mike's definitions

Ivana

Sexy Slavic supermodel name...gorgeous...great boobs..great ass...great accent...even better in bed.

by Mike May 17, 2003

turtle head

The tip of a turd that has opened your asshole just enough to peek out at the world.

I'm squeezing as hard as I can to hold it in, but I got a turtle head poking out.

by Mike April 12, 2004

Elnaz

Some one that really really needs to get laid realllllllyyyyyyyyyyy bad......

EEEwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww u can put ur finger in there.

by Mike March 9, 2005

poseur

a stupid ass who trys to be somethin they arent

The preppy was a poseur becuase he dressed up like a punk when he listened to mozart like a lil pussy.

by mike August 11, 2003

talk to the hand

I dont want to hear it, or stop talking

Forget it, talk to the hand!

by Mike September 2, 2003

cchs

Christopher Columbus High School a school in miami where the kids eat shit all day and learn from some of the coolest teachers and we hate the Belen fags.

mr.delgado taught us world history and shit about chicks in CCHS

by Mike February 8, 2005

clitdodge

a male who is scared to have sexual intercourse with a woman.

Man I thought Josh was cool but he turned out to be a real clitdodge!

by Mike November 20, 2003