Mike's definitions

chavvie

Greenock (west Scotland) equivalant of "radge".

a wee baw bag cunt with his trackies tucked into luminous footie socks.

by mike November 28, 2003

Muffugga

bit you know what it means... hell yeah muffugga...

i'll example your ass... muffugga..

by mike November 11, 2003

f4 illustrator

gun that killed the dinasours; can go through a stampede of elephants with ease; more powerfull than anything; made of a special aloy; burly; not intended for actual usage.

look at that semi truck pull that f4..it can't, oh my god its an f4, f4 "vs" the world= end of the world,

by mike March 4, 2005

Schwabble

N Too much teeth during fallacio or the damage afterwords

That girl gave me too much schwabble

by Mike October 29, 2003

smoggin

Means want to smoke or lets go smoke. To smoke cannabis.

Yo lets go smoggin.

by Mike March 27, 2003

elephant's instep

The best of something, something that is excellent. Originally coined as a sarcastic rejoinder to bee's knees

"How are you?"

"Oh, I'm the bee's knees. The elephant's instep, if you would."

"Jolly good!"

"Right-oh, let us giggle uncontrollably while eating these buttered crumpets!"

"Ah HA ha-ha-ha-ha-HA!"

by Mike October 29, 2006

oyster

Slang for OxyContin.

Yo man, if i don't get some oysters tonight, i'm gonna flip out.

by Mike September 22, 2006