Mike's definitions

geeshkid

1. a phrase used to describe an unbelievable incident.

2. my jewish uncle

1. geeshkid, you're the best sex i've ever had.

2. uncle geeshkid tried to get me to temple but i did't feel like it.

by mike July 15, 2004

M3

Motorsport version of BMW's 3 Series. What ever other luxury sport car strives to be.

"Wow, I want an M3!"

by Mike August 2, 2003

Hurt Load

A hurt load is a fuckin hurtin fuck load of shit piled up neatly ready to be jumped on by some gay ass mother fucker. Only 2 second year old babies are able to jump onto a hurt load because of theyre supernatural hurtin fuck load powers.

person 1: dude!!!! that fuckin little hurtin fuck loads gonna jump into that big mother fuckin hurt load!

Person 2: yo dawg...his shit be fucked...

by mike April 21, 2004

louis farrakhan

The leader of the Nation of Islam who was at one time the understudy to Malcolm X and who rebuilt the NOI after the death of Elijah Muhammad. Farrakhan uses the teachings of Elijah Muhammad to teach and promote unity amongst black people and puts high emphasis on their advancement and potential upliftment.

Louis Farrakhan is the leader of the Nation of Islam.

by Mike January 18, 2005

Dually Twolliez

In poker, Texas hold em mainly, when one is dealt a hand of a pair of 2's

"ok, i call your all in, what do you have?"

"DUALLY TWOLLIEZ BITCH!!"

"AWWWW FUCKKK!!"

by mike September 14, 2004

sunland

a shithole where birds live

im not picking up meyer, he lives in that craptown, sunland, and hes gay

by mike December 25, 2004

gottumz

In the scenario someone has fallen for a trick, has been humiliated, or has plain been "gotten" per say, Gottumz is a proper word to use

"Dude what the fuck, you killed my cat!"

"haha! gottumz!"

by mike September 14, 2004