F5

Commonly accepted as the strongest tornado possible. According to Thomas Schlatter, the Fujita scale goes all the way up to F-12, which is winds the speed of sound. The article was actually written in Fune 1986 and was cited in the Jan/Feb 98 issue of the same periodical. Since before the original article was written in 1986, there has never been a documented tornado of F-6 or above, and the author states it's not likely to happen.

James R. McDonald includes a table of Fujita levels and wind speeds. F-6 and above is labled as "inconcievable damage". Wind speed are as follows (in miles per hour):
F-6 319-379
F-7 380-445
F-8 446-513
F-9 514-585
F-10 586-659
F-11 660-735
F-12 736 and above
note: The speed of sound at -3ºC is 736 miles per hour.

Works Cited

McDonald, James R. "T. THEODORE FUJITA: HIS CONTRIBUTION TO TORNADO KNOWLEDGE THROUGH DAMAGE DOCUMENTATION AND THE FUJITA SCALE." Bulletin of the American Meteorological Society; Jan2001, Vol. 82 Issue 1, p63-72

Schlatter, Thomas. "F6 Tornadoes." Weatherwise; Jan/Feb98, Vol. 51 Issue 1, p28

by Mike February 05, 2005

ford

Fuckin Over Rated Disaster

the only good ford is a junkyard one

by Mike December 17, 2006

Pornganization

1) n. The manner in which one's porn collection is organized.

2) v. The act of organizing one's porn collection.

1) "My pornganization scheme is thus: anal in one folder, hentai in one folder, vaginal in another, poses in another, etc. Porn falling into more than one category is copypasta'd to every category it falls into."

2) "Damn, I've been getting lazy with my downloads. I've just been dumping all of my porn into one folder without regard for its content. Time for a massive pornganization."

by Mike May 22, 2008

master bushman

when you go down on a girl and she is so ungroomed you have to shave her!

Last night I had to go master bushman on that girl!

by Mike July 11, 2004

thwark

noun, the God-Weasel

adj, of or pertaining to the God-Weasel Thwark.

verb, being the God-Weasel Thwark while skiing (thwarking)

Oh my god, It's thwark!; He looks just like thwark!; Let's go thwarking!

by Mike February 01, 2004

cockweasel

1) Small memeber of the ferret genus, native to papau New Guinea
2) Member of the female sex who likes to hunt by night for the hooded trouser snake.

1) "By golly Evans! Cockweasel droppings...my guess is that we are close to the nest!"
2) "That girl is such a cockweasel, she's been down on everything but the Titanic!"

by Mike September 10, 2003

SNET

A phone company that is called Southern New England Telephone. Now it called SBC SNET.

I am going to use my telephone that is connected to SNET.

by Mike December 09, 2003