Mike's definitions

handjob

funniest. word. EVAR.

While playing scrabble, I spelled handjob for 57 points.

by Mike September 15, 2004

ethictatorship

dictatorship of ethics.

The worst thing that can happen to ethics is its usurpation of power: ethictatorship. The police within us. There is nothing more immoral than the institutionalization of morality.

by Mike February 10, 2021

sub

Common reference to a large sandwich often used by people in the North Eastern united states. (Submarine Sandwich)

I think I'm going to have a steak and cheese sub for lunch.

by Mike February 10, 2005

Moent

see kaffir full length is moentoo

That kid pics his nose like a moento

by Mike May 2, 2003

Bloody Larry

Death by excessive blood loss from the penis.

Mike F. masturbated to a picture of K. Didda so much, he suffered a Bloody Larry.

by Mike November 27, 2003

gagandeep

this person does not get as much as he gives. this person finds true love with someone who does not feel the same way. at times these individuals can be very aggitating and annoying. They live in great fear of losing there self respect. there looks can be decieving. they are extremely stubborn and self absorbed...

back off gagandeep, just back off!

by mike February 28, 2005

geltab

Form of acid (LSD) made by mixing up liquid acid (dissolved in alcohol) w/ plain gelatin and food coloring. Then its pressed into individual doses.

Damn man, you had those purple geltabs yet? I took 1 and I was trippin balls the whole night.

by mike March 6, 2004