Mike's definitions

urbandictionary

A website that has started as a briliant slang dictionary, but has just become the breeding ground for newbies who think it's a message board. It is now also used to define names, which isn't allowed, and to make fun of people.

urbandictionary used to be cool, but idiots messed it up.

by Mike November 1, 2006

kanoodle

getting it on like wild monkeys

they were upstairs kanoodling, now my sheets stink.

by mike February 27, 2003

RG

Abbr. An offset to the very popular RD, RG meaning basically a nameless Random Girl. This is a very rare site to any sausage party. These fine specimens are warmly welcomed every time.

"Last night was awesome I fucked some RG after I beat some RD's ass. I wonder what her name was?

by Mike June 9, 2003

frumpy

ADJ. A milder word for describing a young female as slightly overweight, and homely all at once.

I hope none of my friends find out I had sex with Jenny jenny, she's frumpy.

by Mike June 20, 2003

nifty

Refers to www.nifty.org, a rather large archive of erotic literature, a bit of it rather odd. Includes a vast array of topics, including, but not limited to, beastiality, incest, rape, bondage, hermaphrodism, gay/lesbian/bi/trans, sex with children, and at least one rendition of the story behind tubgirl.

Nifty is home to some of the most fucked up and disturbing stories ever. Long live Nifty.

by Mike September 17, 2004

Fucking A

Fuck an 'O' it's easier.

Mike: Fucking A!
Raymond: Fuck an 'O' it's easier.

by Mike December 26, 2004

dillio

this word originally meant, whats the deal, or whats going on. However, with new american slang, dillio now can be expressed as, whats the deal, yo?

Whats the Deal Yo?

by mike October 13, 2003