Mike's definitions

rifftrax

Rifftraxs are .mp3's that you sync with a DVD which provide a hilarious MST3K-esque commentary. It was created and is performed by Mike Nelson of MST3K fame, though occasionally guest riffers with stop by to help, such as Kevin Murphy (also of MST3K fame) in the Star Trek V riff.

"It sucks that MST3K got cancelled, huh?" says Uninformed Yet Impressionable Friend
"DUDE! YOU GOTTA CHECK OUT RIFFTRAX! IT'S JUST LIKE MST3K, EXCEPT NOW HE MAKES FUN OF HOLLYWOOD MOVIES!" replies Hyped Up Rifftrax Fan.

by Mike August 23, 2006

gigity

Family Guy
Def: Fucnin right!

just said when ever you are in a good mood or have drank to much.

by Mike August 22, 2006

hammer

an album. a cd. a vinyl record.

throw on the new hammer by yaphet kotto man! keep the tune-ski's a rollin'

by Mike July 19, 2006

Cream Hole

a twat, pussy, fuckhole, frontdoor, furburger, cunt cake, vagina

i hit that cream hole so many times its not funny

by Mike July 1, 2006

king of the thing

In context to the song king of the thing by O.A.R.
There is a kink...and this thing that the song speaks of is the throne that the king sits on in the third line of the song. Some may say that you can't be king of a throne. But I say why not. Some beleive this king is the king of India because O.A.R. has a t-shirt that depicts this king as being Indian...hense the turban. And he is sitting on a throne. So what i say it this thing is an Indian throne

Indian: What is the king in the song King of the thing by OAR the king of? What thing?
Indian: The throne DUH

by Mike June 26, 2006

Shooter McGaven

The antagonist ("bad guy") from Happy Gilmore. He envies Happy, so he tries to sabotage his chances of winning.

Shooter McGaven: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
Happy Gilmore: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!
Shooter McGaven: ... uhh .... no..!

by Mike June 23, 2006

(*)(*)

perky boobies...used in chat rooms by horny white 30 year old bastards who cant look at porn because they live with their mom...

i...like...boobies...

I saw these boobies like this (*)(*) once dawg!!!
Really?????????
ummm..no but i drew boobies like that once...

by Mike June 21, 2006