103 definitions by Mike hunt

pirate dildo

a frozen peice of shit in the shape of a penis. Used to stick in your "vagina" or "anus".

My friend has 12 inch logs, so i got him to shit and i froze it and i put it in my ass.Yummy.pirate dildo.

by Mike hunt April 18, 2004

straight eye for the queer guy

in search of a design consultant. Usually before a date.

i got a straight eye for the queer guy

by Mike hunt October 2, 2003

zeke

Bad haircut

Nice zeke Mike!!

by Mike hunt December 12, 2003

bumpercar

knobjockey

steven you bumpercar

by Mike hunt August 19, 2003

Beast

Defenition of beast = Alison Eastman

Man.. i can't believe that beast looked at me.

by Mike hunt November 11, 2003

kiwi

a small, hairy squaking fruit

drew is a kiwi, josh's mom is a kiwi

by Mike hunt September 29, 2003

crotchy

1: crotch-like; especially in action, speech, or thought
2: being a self-centered asshole

that guy sure is crotchy today. what a jerk.

by Mike hunt January 6, 2004