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Definitions by Mik

''Oontz! I didn't know ya mamma was so fat!''
oontz by Mik December 14, 2003
She stold my man.
They stold my vibes.
stold by Mik July 11, 2003
A derisive word used to belittle and demean another individual, especially if they happen to be spanish/mexican/dirty. Puto has a similar connotation as calling a man a "bitch" but may also be used in reference to any dirty slut who deserves it.
hombre #1: "I ain't afraid of no jail meng"

hombre #2: "You should be. They're gonna pass your puto ass around like currency"
puto by mik March 25, 2003
An exclamation of anger or another extreme emotion. A cry to the likes and meaning of 'DAMN IT!'
'PIFFLE!' he shouted as he found the door open and his car keys gone.
Piffle by Mik March 10, 2003