Definitions by Miercom

Schniedelwütz

It basically means Penis or Dildo in German and i’m pretty sure the real word for penis in german is Penis but i don’t really like that. And Schniedelwutz sounds way more German-like and funny.

Ich habe eine große schniedelwütz!
Bruh what?

I said I have a big dick you dumb shit

Schniedelwütz by miercom August 3, 2021

Schmaingly 

That one guy at work that fucks everything and screws everything up. Schmaingly mainly works at Area 51 but doesn’t even work minimum wage. He has a cheese fetish and likes watching Bill Nye the science guy.

Hey who the fuck pressed ‘yes’ for self-destruction?
Oh Schmaingly did.

Son of a bitch Schmaingly

Schmaingly by Miercom April 10, 2020

Śuśan 

A Japanese Flight attendant who has a name just like a woman, but there was a rumor from an English Spy that it was pronounced (Shu-ShAHN)

Oh Well thank you very much, Uh.. Susan?
Tucker please, it’s “Shoo-Shan”

Śuśan

Śuśan by Miercom April 10, 2020

Dingus 

A Bitchy little Liberal who doesn’t leave you the fuck alone

Omg he won’t leave us alone, what a dingus

Dingus by Miercom February 7, 2020

Lumpa! 

A term used to express Joy or Happiness. It can be used as a term for “cheers” Or when you have completely nothing to say then you just blurt out “Lumpa!”
Pronounced: LOOm-PAH.

Oh hell yeah i just got level 100

-Lumpa!

Awkward conversation: um ok
-Lumpa!

Lumpa! by Miercom February 5, 2020