Midwestern idiot 's definitions

Redneck

Ya might be a redneck if:

1. Ya cover the word root on your root beer just to say hold my beer ya might be a redneck
2. Ya and your friends are stuck on the bus in a snowstorm and act like southerners havin the time of y’all’s lives all of ya are rednecks

by Midwestern idiot May 31, 2024

Graboid

A giant pre Cambrian life form that is a subterranean carnivorous worm that hunts by sound.

If you got Ass-blasters you have Graboids- Burt Gummer

by Midwestern idiot July 26, 2024

Shrieker

The second part of the graboid lifecycle that is bipedal and uses heat to hunt its prey.

These Shriekers communicate with each other by a very bad shrieking sound, they also multiply by eating too much food. They hunt with heat sensors on top of their head.

by Midwestern idiot July 26, 2024

Burt Gummer

A survivalist and expert graboid hunter.

Burt Gummer is a man who has been called many things, but he is truly a survivalist.

by Midwestern idiot July 26, 2024

Redneck

If you cover the word root on your root beer you might be a redneck

If you’re on the bus with friends stuck in a snowstorm and you and your friends are actin like southerners havin the time of their lives y’all might be rednecks

by Midwestern idiot May 31, 2024

Burtism

A word or phrase said by Burt Gummer in the Tremors Franchise.

A few examples of Burtisms are:

1. I feel like I was denied Critical Need to Know Information.

2. I knew it them S.O.B.s are always on the learning curve.

by Midwestern idiot July 23, 2024

BTAS

Abbreviation for Batman The Animated Series.

BTAS started in 1992 and ended in 1997. The latest great Kevin Conroy voiced Bruce Wayne/ Batman and Mark Hamil voiced the Joker.

by Midwestern idiot August 5, 2024