Can't afford to fork over $400 for a snowboard? Just grab a skateboard deck with no wheels and shred the gnar with your ghetto snowboard, ya cheap bastard.
by Midnight Noon February 28, 2018
Brian's mathlexia made blackjack a challenge; it always took him forever to correctly add up the cards.
by Midnight Noon September 08, 2013
by Midnight Noon January 11, 2017
Anything wonderful that is around for a limited time, then gone forever, like certain snacks sold at Costco.
by Midnight Noon June 06, 2017
To give someone oral sex in a public place. Originating from the Alanis Morrissette song "You Oughta Know", where she sings, "Would she go down on you in a theater?"
She gave me an Alanis at the movies
by Midnight Noon July 10, 2020
Ted and Amy met in February, married in Vegas in March, split up in April, finalized their divorce by May. A non-starter marriage.
by Midnight Noon January 28, 2018
When the end of a man's belt hangs downward, giving the impression of a flaccid penis hanging loose.
by Midnight Noon October 27, 2013