Midnight Noon's definitions

belt wiener

When the end of a man's belt hangs downward, giving the impression of a flaccid penis hanging loose.

Dude, tuck your belt in! Your belt wiener is showing!

by Midnight Noon October 27, 2013

Non-starter marriage

A starter marriage that lasts six months or less.

Ted and Amy met in February, married in Vegas in March, split up in April, finalized their divorce by May. A non-starter marriage.

by Midnight Noon January 28, 2018

Alanis

To give someone oral sex in a public place. Originating from the Alanis Morrissette song "You Oughta Know", where she sings, "Would she go down on you in a theater?"

She gave me an Alanis at the movies

by Midnight Noon July 10, 2020

ghetto snowboard

A skateboard deck with the wheels and trucks removed, used as a snowboard.

Can't afford to fork over $400 for a snowboard? Just grab a skateboard deck with no wheels and shred the gnar with your ghetto snowboard, ya cheap bastard.

by Midnight Noon February 28, 2018

Purse of no return

The tendency for any object in a woman's purse (keys, for instance) to take about five minutes for her to locate when she needs them.

Kelly: Hurry up! We're going to be late!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!

by Midnight Noon July 12, 2012

mathlexia

The inability to do math in your head.

Brian's mathlexia made blackjack a challenge; it always took him forever to correctly add up the cards.

by Midnight Noon September 8, 2013

seattle sunny day

Overcast skies and light drizzle.

The light rain falling over Los Angeles was nothing more than a Seattle sunny day.

by Midnight Noon January 11, 2017