Definitions by Midnight Noon

Alanis 

To give someone oral sex in a public place. Originating from the Alanis Morrissette song "You Oughta Know", where she sings, "Would she go down on you in a theater?"

She gave me an Alanis at the movies

Alanis by Midnight Noon July 10, 2020

ghetto snowboard 

A skateboard deck with the wheels and trucks removed, used as a snowboard.

Can't afford to fork over $400 for a snowboard? Just grab a skateboard deck with no wheels and shred the gnar with your ghetto snowboard, ya cheap bastard.

ghetto snowboard by Midnight Noon February 28, 2018

Non-starter marriage

A starter marriage that lasts six months or less.

Ted and Amy met in February, married in Vegas in March, split up in April, finalized their divorce by May. A non-starter marriage.

Non-starter marriage by Midnight Noon January 28, 2018

Costco snack 

Anything wonderful that is around for a limited time, then gone forever, like certain snacks sold at Costco.

My summer romance turned out to be nothing more than a Costco snack.

Costco snack by Midnight Noon June 6, 2017

seattle sunny day

Overcast skies and light drizzle.

The light rain falling over Los Angeles was nothing more than a Seattle sunny day.

seattle sunny day by Midnight Noon January 11, 2017

belt wiener 

When the end of a man's belt hangs downward, giving the impression of a flaccid penis hanging loose.

Dude, tuck your belt in! Your belt wiener is showing!

belt wiener by Midnight Noon October 27, 2013

mathlexia 

The inability to do math in your head.

Brian's mathlexia made blackjack a challenge; it always took him forever to correctly add up the cards.

mathlexia by Midnight Noon September 8, 2013