Middle aged money's definitions

Whoops

Pretending to drop something so you can bend over and pick it up to get your crush to check out your ass

*drops pen

Me: whoops
Crush: daaamn

by Middle aged money February 12, 2018

Poser

Someone who pretends to be a jerk to fit in with their friends but is actually a pretty nice person

Friend: ugh he’s so rude
Me: idk I kinda think he’s just a poser

by Middle aged money February 12, 2018

Oops

When you *accidentally* steal your bestfriend’s man

Bff: Jake? Olivia? How dare you!
Me: oops

by Middle aged money February 12, 2018