Middle aged money's definitions

Oops

When you *accidentally* steal your bestfriend’s man

Bff: Jake? Olivia? How dare you!
Me: oops

by Middle aged money February 12, 2018

Whoops

Pretending to drop something so you can bend over and pick it up to get your crush to check out your ass

*drops pen

Me: whoops
Crush: daaamn

by Middle aged money February 12, 2018

Poser

Someone who pretends to be a jerk to fit in with their friends but is actually a pretty nice person

Friend: ugh he’s so rude
Me: idk I kinda think he’s just a poser

by Middle aged money February 12, 2018