by Mickey Darling August 06, 2009
Toot paste is an accident one encounters while trying to eat your fart out during a heavy toot fetish marathon preferably with someone else's wife.
by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009
the process of McDonald's fast food going through your system faster than you going through the drive thru.
what's wrong with you broham?
you look like you are breaking out in cold sweats?
yeah, i feel a McClean coming on...
you look like you are breaking out in cold sweats?
yeah, i feel a McClean coming on...
by Mickey Darling August 05, 2009
a complete nightmare you have when you get to the grocery store and realize how much they have raised the prices.
i had a complete Freddy Kroger when the cashier announced the total in front of the 10 people behind me in line.
by Mickey Darling August 05, 2009
a method used by a close associate of a rock band that uses this to find the most desirable groupies he can see and baits them into the backstage waiting room while the band takes care of business on stage...
sadly the groupies find out after hours of waiting that the band members have just played a horrible practical joke on them and are already partying back at the hotel.
sadly the groupies find out after hours of waiting that the band members have just played a horrible practical joke on them and are already partying back at the hotel.
by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009
a devious sexual act with an underage girl where you go through various positions of the kama sutra at the command of your computer and try not to cum too fast by looking at her hypnotic braces.
Boxhead 1 : dude, i totally did the Professor Falken with that hottie in high school last nite.
Boxhead 2 : totally???
Boxhead 1 : totally!!!
Boxhead 2 : totally???
Boxhead 1 : totally!!!
by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009
a sexual maneuver in which one accidently corn holes his bro in the dark while making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with the crust cut off on your girlfriend.
Bro, what are you doing, that's my ass, not hers, and now that you know, why are you still Rocky Roading me??!!!
by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009