edging

When wanking. The continual bringing to the edge of shooting a load but backing off to prolong the pleasure.
I’ve been wanking for hours and edging, man my balls ache real bad.
by Mick April 12, 2004
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broze

A difficult or testing situation. Usually uttered by a farmer after his tractor broke as silage was being made, or other vital agricultural times.
Bejaysus me feckin tractor broke, such a broze!
by Mick April 18, 2005
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foolball

A sport where you throw weird shaped balls, make stupid plays, and score lame touchdowns.
That fat man was watching the foolball game last sunday.
by Mick January 05, 2005
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grundle

sweaty, stinky section between ball sack and rectum that girls tend to love to lick. the grundle was made famous my matt lantz.
mick kaywood plays with his grundle.
by mick March 17, 2005
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motorcade

Any wheeled vehicle flying two or more flags. These are often driven by people who, regardless of their background or socioeconomic level, can justly be termed "hicks".

After September 11, some Americans adorned their cars with little flags that affixed to the windows, thus announcing to the highway world the full force and vigor of their Patriotism, which is truer and better than yours. In fact, the flags made them look like the motorcade in the Zapruder film -- whence the term -- and a week or two later the highways were strewn with tattered, broken, muddy, and multiply run-over dime-store degradations of Old Glory that, scientists agree, reflect more accurately the current state of national affairs.

These fools can still be seen today. They are Americans, and far more patriotic than you could ever be; you are the enemy. After all -- how many flags are on *your* car?
gah, another fuckin' motorcade! grab dash yo
by Mick December 27, 2004
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fragripper

by Mick April 07, 2003
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rorted

To prove someones stupidity or pay them out.
Guy hooks up with chick
next day she says:
"when im drunk i settle for less"
this guy got rorted in front of his friends
by mick March 14, 2005
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