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Jagger Kimmel

Jagger Kimmel, he is a goat, he dunks on peoples moms and can bust a move in a exemplanary fasion
Person 1: "Jagger Kimmel called Tims Mom Godzilla"
Person 2: "I like Jagger but him calling peoples moms that is disrepsectful"
by Michael Lee 2.0 February 11, 2022
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Jagger Kimmel

The goat, He legit is the only person holding york prep together, he is so goated
Liam Cooney and Jagger Kimmel were dunking on people in the mcdonalds ball park
by Michael Lee 2.0 February 11, 2022
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Bri ish people

People who say "Americans gettin shot in skewl"
"Oi bruv were Bri ish on chewsdays and chersdays and without the t because the yankees dropped in the riva"

I fucking hate Bri ish people
by Michael Lee 2.0 September 23, 2020
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by Michael Lee 2.0 March 2, 2020
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Phlinge

Phlinge

When a turtle is inserted into the vagina canal

go on than show us ya phlinge
go on than show us ya phlinge
by Michael Lee 2.0 March 2, 2020
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Jahndel

Jahndel

Oppa Gangnam Style
오빤 강남스타일

Gangnam style
강남스타일
Warm human girl during the day
낮에는 따사로운 인간적인 여자

Classy woman knowing the comfort of a cup of coffee
커피 한잔의 여유를 아는 품격 있는 여자

A woman whose heart gets hot when night comes
밤이 오면 심장이 뜨거워지는 여자

Such a woman in reverse
그런 반전 있는 여자
I'm a macho
나는 사나이

A man as warm as you during the day
낮에는 너만큼 따사로운 그런 사나이

A man hitting a one shot before the coffee tableware
커피 식기도 전에 원샷 때리는 사나이

A man whose heart bursts when night comes
밤이 오면 심장이 터져버리는 사나이

Such a man
그런 사나이
Beautiful and lovely
아름다워 사랑스러워

Yeah you hey yeah you hey
그래 너 hey 그래 바로 너 hey
Beautiful and lovely
아름다워 사랑스러워

Yeah you hey yeah you hey
그래 너 hey 그래 바로 너 hey
Should we go from now until
지금부터 갈 때까지 가볼까
Oppa Gangnam Style
오빤 강남스타일

Gangnam Style Oh-O-O-O
강남스타일 오-오-오-오 오빤강남스타일

Gangnam Style Oh-O-O-O
강남스타일 오-오-오-오 오빤강남스타일
Eh, sexy lady
Eh, sexy lady

Oh-oh-oh-oh
오-오-오-오 오빤 강남스타일

Eh, sexy lady
Eh, sexy lady

Oh-oh-oh-oh
오-오-오-오
A woman who looks quiet but plays when playing
정숙해 보이지만 놀 땐 노는 여자

If you want to be a woman
이때다 싶으면 묶었던 머리 푸는 여자

Eh, sexy lady
Eh, sexy lady

Jahndel *like a fucking bad ass*
Jahndel *like a fucking bad ass*
by Michael Lee 2.0 March 2, 2020
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Michael Lee

Stabbing people with pencils
having no friends
reading his kindle
My favorite celebrity is obama OH SHIT MICHAEL LEE IS COMING
by Michael Lee 2.0 September 24, 2019
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