Michael's definitions

Suchman

A kick ass Punk Rocker part of an awesome punk band, HELL YEAH!

Suchman is cool

by Michael July 20, 2003

spoon

1.my acquaintance, the mutated irish limited edition, deluxe one of a kind spoon.

2.Also the tick's battle cry.

3.Also inferior to the spork.

4.Inferior to the midget in minds

the mutated spoon, Nathan Carrick

by Michael March 30, 2005

ambidextrous

To be equally facile with either hand.

My brother is a freak. He can eat noodles using chopsticks with both hands. He says he's ambidextrous.

by michael November 9, 2003

fag hag

A very sensitive and caring woman who accepts the emontions expressed by a gay man as sincere and not loaded with a sexual adgenda.

Doris Day and Rock Hudson

by Michael June 15, 2004

manogamy

A Wrong spelling of Mahogany

That wood is manogamy. OH SHIT I SPELT IT WRONG

by michael August 1, 2004

shitbanger

someone who has sex analy. Goes in the wrong door.

my boss is a shitbanger he fucks his dads ass.

by michael October 27, 2003

ducks

Plural of duck, a breed of fowl that lives almost wholly atop freshwater lakes when not nesting, flying, or migrating.

Look! Out on the water! Ducks!

by michael November 11, 2003