MiKe's definitions

scrozzy

someone who has a very bad skin complexion. usually wrinckly or pitted resemblin that of a mans scrotum!

look at him/her what a total scrozzy!!

by mike January 6, 2004

Lengyel

A person who gives blumpkins. (see def of blumpkin)

Where's Lengyel? Oh, he's probably giving richie a blumpkin.

by Mike September 21, 2004

zoombie

zoom + zombi. One who continuously zooms, compensating for physical distance with a different kind of socialization. The obsession with zoom, which turns into zoombification. Author: Mike Epstein (Emory)

Stay away from this zoombie, don't give him your link!
- Yes, I'm also afraid of the zoombified.

by Mike April 20, 2020

disco tits

Overdeveloped pecs as sported by gay men, known as muscle marys

Wow! Now *there's* a pair of disco tits!

by Mike April 29, 2004

The Saints

Jazz and dixieland slang for "When The Saints Go Marching In". Some musicians also refer to this song as "The Monster", fearing having to play it several times in a single evening.

And then some guy who just arrived wanted the Saints again, and I was ready to break his leg. We should just stop taking requests.

by Mike October 17, 2006

handadoodle

When one is bathing their favorite dog while listenting to your favorite Abba song, and eating Abba Zabba's and your dog accidently sits on your hand squeezing its wet anal fluids under you fingernails, resulting in intense pleasure for both you and the dog, then one touches his or her bathing suit area.

"oh man i totally got handadoodled last night, it was awesome"

by mike April 23, 2004

FoZZY

the best band i the world that has Rich Ward of Stuck Mojo fame on guitars and Chris jericho of WWE, WCW, ECW, Stampede Wrestling, and other international wrestling promotions fame on vocals
a bad that was stuck in Japan during the 1980's metal heyday that had their song "stolen" by bands like Black Sabbath, Ozzy, Motley Crue, Dio, Scorpions & Judas Priest amung other famous bands.

FoZZY are huge rock stars!!!!!

by Mike January 4, 2004