MiKe's definitions

Hyptertext Preprocessor

Another name for the PHP Programming Language.

See : PHP.

<?php echo phpinfo(); ?>

by Mike May 13, 2005

deese nutts

deese nutts on your chin or in your mouth

The term is used when tricking a friend into homo sexual innuendo. One would ask his friend if he ever had deese. Vien would answer," What's deese/"Then you deliver the final statement, "you never had these nuts on your chin?"

by Mike January 25, 2005

disco tits

Overdeveloped pecs as sported by gay men, known as muscle marys

Wow! Now *there's* a pair of disco tits!

by Mike April 29, 2004

scrozzy

someone who has a very bad skin complexion. usually wrinckly or pitted resemblin that of a mans scrotum!

look at him/her what a total scrozzy!!

by mike January 6, 2004

Lengyel

A person who gives blumpkins. (see def of blumpkin)

Where's Lengyel? Oh, he's probably giving richie a blumpkin.

by Mike September 21, 2004

p.o.

Short for "Probation Officer".

"Your P.O. fucking sucks!"

by Mike August 26, 2003

carpet farting

A carpet farting is where you release a stream of short, fast, bursting farts while you're running or walking. The name is a variant from United States Armed Forces term "Carpet Bombing". A carpet bombing is where an aircraft drops a large number of bombs so as to cause a uniform of devastation over a given area. The phrase is probably intended to invoke the image of bombs completely covering an area, like a carpet; carpet farting is basically the same concept.

A carpet farting at 3:00 , take cover!

by Mike April 14, 2005