Definitions by Mi sofakingweetodded

freeway threeway 

While driving with your knees you pleasure yourself with either hand

Glad ive got tilt steering wheel so i can drive without weaving as i have a. hot little freeway threeway on my way to the bar

freeway threeway by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016

squirttlegasam 

A g spot orgasm that makes her squirt like a porn star

I finally found her g spot and ended up giving her the first squirttlegasam she ever had spraying the whole bed with her. vaginal fluids

squirttlegasam by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016

sementery 

The piles of tissues next to the bed from being a lazy chronic masturbator

All those tissues laying around the bed are looking like a sementery full of ghosts

sementery by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016

splatterdabs 

The little brown shit spots left on the toilet during a case of diarrhea

Someone had the shits again at work,they left little splatterdabsall over the toilet

splatterdabs by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016

screamcicle 

My 400 horsepower chevy s10 painted orange and white like a creamcicle ice cream bar

All that horsepower in that little white and orange s10 makes it pass you like a screamcicle

screamcicle by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016