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elvisphyllus

A std that leaves your penis feeling like a hunk a hunk of burning love

I picked up a gmilf at graceland hotel, damn i think i got elvisphyllus cause everytime i try to pee it feels like a hunk a hunk burning love

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016

freeway threeway

While driving with your knees you pleasure yourself with either hand

Glad ive got tilt steering wheel so i can drive without weaving as i have a. hot little freeway threeway on my way to the bar

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016

towrk

Waking up with a whiskey hardon so solid when you try to piss and push it down to hit toilet the towrk lifts your feet off ground

Its really hard to hit the toilet when the towrk from my whiskey morning wood lifts my feet off floor

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 29, 2017

heetstroke

When you masturbate and forget to wash off the icy hot or muscle rub you just applied off your hands

Wife) honey why is you penis so red ? Looks like heetstroke again
Husband ) yea i forgot to wash my hands again after the icy hot i applied

by Mi sofakingweetodded August 17, 2017

whackenhutter

Security people who hide in thier little huts to masturbate while the real cops do the work

You cant ever find security.here cause they are a bunch of whackenhutters.hiding in thier little. whackenhuts. while the real cops take out the criminals

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016