subpenna

A less than adequate penis
A victim of smallcox disease

Well by the size of that subpenna your showing me you must be a attorney

by Mi sofakingweetodded May 16, 2017

boohooser

That friend we all have that the more they drink the more they cry

Man i dont ever want to drink with him again he is such a boohooseri needed to keep a towel handy

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 20, 2017

assfixxiation

The procedure made famous by kardashian sisters

Kim) hey chloe how did bruces assfixxiation procedure go

Chloe ) ok but now he looks more than ever like mom

by Mi sofakingweetodded June 19, 2017

cockage cheez

The little cheezy balls of. dried semen stuck amongst your pubic hairs after sex or masturbating

Gf) you have been playing with yourself again , its only obvious with all that cockage cheez i see stuck to your pubic hairs and dried on your balls

by Mi sofakingweetodded August 15, 2017

splatterdabs

The little brown shit spots left on the toilet during a case of diarrhea

Someone had the shits again at work,they left little splatterdabsall over the toilet

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016

wienerhosen

European style of smaller thinner condoms

If you want some sex tonight better pick up a box of. wienerhosen cause you arent bare backing me anymore ,and get the non lubed ones. , i enjoy the friction

by Mi sofakingweetodded August 15, 2017

hickory nut crunch

A powerful back kick straight to a mans balls

Hey touch my ass again and you will be getting a old fashioned hickory nut crunch youll never forget

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 25, 2016