when smoking an indica weed that leaves you feeling tempted to not move from a couch/bed with the exception of grabbing munchies.
Stoner 1: Hey man, you wanna go play hacky sack or something?
Stoner 2; No man, i just smoked some real couch grabber. Hey grab me some chips, would ya?
Stoner 2; No man, i just smoked some real couch grabber. Hey grab me some chips, would ya?
by mercethemerciless February 09, 2010
by mercethemerciless September 30, 2009
Literally, to move something from a distance (tele meaning from a distance, kenesis meaning motion).
I have the power of telekenesis, so i threw a car at my sister.
I pushed a ball with a stick which, by defintion, is telekenesis.
I pushed a ball with a stick which, by defintion, is telekenesis.
by mercethemerciless September 30, 2009
For procrastinating smokers, it is when a person declares they will quit after the pack in their hand is gone, thus postponing the commitment to a later time. Usually results in another quitting pack.
Man: I think i am going to quit smoking finally.
Other man: Well then step one is to get rid of those smokes in your hand.
Man: Nah, this is my quitting pack. It will be easier than cold turkey.
Other man: Well then step one is to get rid of those smokes in your hand.
Man: Nah, this is my quitting pack. It will be easier than cold turkey.
by Mercethemerciless June 29, 2010