Definitions by Mercenary X99

Disco Barbarian 

A rugged hero (in contrast to some emo wussy boy type) who lives IN the moment and moves WITH the moment, and isn't afraid to get nuts on the dance floor, even when he doesn't know how to dance professionally. This is someone getting into the music (usually Industrial/Electronica of some sort) and mixing up 70s Disco Inferno moves with 80s Break Dancing, The Running Man and inventing shit on the fly, LOST IN A GOOD TIME, and in return, gets the party motivated into having a good time too. Basically an all balls no brains go to midnight fueled by IDGAF (I Don't Give A Fuck). ---Often times it is the Disco Barbarian who gets the digits and the ladies, because he isn't lacking in confidence and can have a good time, and he's not ultimately some punk ass wuss.

Random Dood: "This guy can't even dance properly!???"

{women screaming in the background}

Jenny: "So! This guy is fucking awesome, unlike you assholes sitting around doing nothing."

Random Guy: "MAH FUCKIN' DISCO BARBARIAN slaying the floor!"

{Disco Barbarian is welcomed to a table of ladies}

Disco Barbarian by Mercenary X99 November 24, 2011

Crunk Nuclear 

Literally going beyond getting Crunk. It's when the status of a party has reached nuclear levels and anything goes, up to and including dance/drug/alcohol induced combat dancing and roman orgies where such things probably shouldn't be going on.

Nerds, Party Animals, Rockstars, Gangstas, Prostitutes, random porn starlets, Politicians, Police officers... your mom. ALL OF THEM totally fucked up the next morning as each one awakes in a stupor, smell of liquor and marijuana lingering in the air mixed with stale sweat, musky scent of vajayjay and semen... no two people who'd normally even get along, and it's evident everyone partied and probably fucked like fiends.

THAT's *CRUNK NUCLEAR*

Crunk Nuclear by Mercenary X99 November 24, 2011

Space Junkie 

Slang for a person who (which might extend to most of humanity at this point in one form or another) is "addicted" to being in Cyberspace. Those of us who cannot fathom more than a 48 hour period without logging into a social networking App like Face Book, Google+ and/or visiting random Forums in the tradition of old Bulletin Board Systems/BBS; in which we are all interconnected to friends, associates, and commerce at a moments notice, projecting from Cyberdeck, desktop computers, or smart phones. This could also extend to those who are addicted to online shopping, and those who cannot live without looking at porn at a moments notice.

Grandfather Time: "I don't understand you and your generation at all. Why the need to be online seemingly everywhere?"

Punk Kid: "We're Space Junkie's. We live offline, but we congregate and network for offline activities in Cyberspace."

Space Junkie by Mercenary X99 November 19, 2011

Collective Majority 

Literally the masses and/or "the mainstream" of modern society who usually have little to no imagination nor toleration for ANYTHING unconventional. Basically a very Star Trek like BORG comprised of the overall populous, who do what they are told and rarely rock the boat, unless people of financial clout see money to be made in adopting (and eventually killing) something unconventional and/or "alternative" within respective multi media or even societal slogans, that DO end up with the watering down and eventual decimation of an idea and/or product as the collective majority thinks it hip.

If you are one who thinks for yourself, speaks your mind, and more or less goes and does what they want, YOU ARE NOT in the collective majority. ---but your life will be 10 times more difficult to live since you made a choice to be yourself and not parrot the current mantra of your less than imaginative or "self vigilant" society.

Collective Majority by Mercenary X99 November 19, 2011

Fake Down 

Alternative slang for a loose woman that basically is a high context version in low context of regarding said woman as a slut or a gold digging bitch. The subject is #1> Fake in her approach and what she appears to be (i.e. "working an angle on a male or female being played for a sap) to the man or woman who's interested in said person. And #2> Down as in "cool with" that person but is in fact a perpetrator gaining a false sense of trust with the interested party and/or group.

Overall one who has ulterior motives and is mercenary with their feelings, thoughts and body. This is a woman who never learned who they were as a person, and projects damnation through treachery and being a money siphon. Thus ultimately a FAKE DOWN.

Bobak: "What happened with Xiomara and Mike?"

Jordan: "Shit man, Xiomara turned out to be nothing more than another Fake Down. Bitch had Mike going for awhile, but once he saw through it, he gave her the Chorizo Thundercrack and left her high and dry at a high society party full of perverts that he had crashed."

Fake Down by Mercenary X99 November 19, 2011

The Sarandon Stare 

In reference to the original 1985 film Fright Night, where actor Chris Sarandon as Jerry Dandrige woos the character Amy at Club Radio.

THE SARANDON STARE is what you give a chick when your game is top level, and immediate success is the result, meaning a sure no loss scenario that you're getting laid that night. ---it's meant to be facetious of course, not serious.

Victor: "Barely legal... Cougars... GILFs. They all fall to the Sarandon Stare."

Random People: "What?"

Victor: "BEHOLD... *The Sarandon Stare* in action!"

{dances around his target attraction, gazing stupidly into her eyes as she gets juicy lucy and demands they leave the club at once for sex} ***this works mostly at retro 80s clubs or themed parties.

The Sarandon Stare by Mercenary X99 November 18, 2011

Cyberdeck

Alternative slang for what most would commonly refer to as a laptop or notebook and/or netbook computer. But could also extend to an iPAD as well. It is derived from THE SPRAWL Trilogy (*this includes the short stories Johnny Mnemonic, New Rose Hotel, Burning Chrome) of Sci-Fi Cyberpunk novels by William Gibson (Neuromancer, Count Zero, Mona Lisa Overdrive). ---basically, die hard fans and wishful thinkers who are bored/disappointed with modern tech as it exists now (such as a smart phone) for being too practical and lacking imagination, and have labeled things in the manner of the alternate 1980s of Gibson's Cyberpunk world line; and in a sense, sticking to more cumbersome (and often times outdated) tech in contrast to what is accepted by the collective majority. Thus some might flip open a laptop/note book and log onto the Internet... others will power up their Cyberdeck and jack into Cyberspace.

John: "This new Smart Phone is awesome. Gotta' let the world know where I'm at."

{Case pulls out laptop and jacks in a G3/G4 modem link}

Case: "My dumb phone handles my calls... but I still lug around my Cyberdeck to get online."

{Everyone stares at Case as he does this}

Together: "Why?"

Case: "It's just how I roll."

Cyberdeck by Mercenary X99 November 18, 2011