Mercenary X99's definitions
Literally the masses and/or "the mainstream" of modern society who usually have little to no imagination nor toleration for ANYTHING unconventional. Basically a very Star Trek like BORG comprised of the overall populous, who do what they are told and rarely rock the boat, unless people of financial clout see money to be made in adopting (and eventually killing) something unconventional and/or "alternative" within respective multi media or even societal slogans, that DO end up with the watering down and eventual decimation of an idea and/or product as the collective majority thinks it hip.
If you are one who thinks for yourself, speaks your mind, and more or less goes and does what they want, YOU ARE NOT in the collective majority. ---but your life will be 10 times more difficult to live since you made a choice to be yourself and not parrot the current mantra of your less than imaginative or "self vigilant" society.
by Mercenary X99 November 19, 2011
Get the Collective Majoritymug. A rugged hero (in contrast to some emo wussy boy type) who lives IN the moment and moves WITH the moment, and isn't afraid to get nuts on the dance floor, even when he doesn't know how to dance professionally. This is someone getting into the music (usually Industrial/Electronica of some sort) and mixing up 70s Disco Inferno moves with 80s Break Dancing, The Running Man and inventing shit on the fly, LOST IN A GOOD TIME, and in return, gets the party motivated into having a good time too. Basically an all balls no brains go to midnight fueled by IDGAF (I Don't Give A Fuck). ---Often times it is the Disco Barbarian who gets the digits and the ladies, because he isn't lacking in confidence and can have a good time, and he's not ultimately some punk ass wuss.
Random Dood: "This guy can't even dance properly!???"
{women screaming in the background}
Jenny: "So! This guy is fucking awesome, unlike you assholes sitting around doing nothing."
Random Guy: "MAH FUCKIN' DISCO BARBARIAN slaying the floor!"
{Disco Barbarian is welcomed to a table of ladies}
{women screaming in the background}
Jenny: "So! This guy is fucking awesome, unlike you assholes sitting around doing nothing."
Random Guy: "MAH FUCKIN' DISCO BARBARIAN slaying the floor!"
{Disco Barbarian is welcomed to a table of ladies}
by Mercenary X99 November 24, 2011
Get the Disco Barbarianmug. In reference to the original 1985 film Fright Night, where actor Chris Sarandon as Jerry Dandrige woos the character Amy at Club Radio.
THE SARANDON STARE is what you give a chick when your game is top level, and immediate success is the result, meaning a sure no loss scenario that you're getting laid that night. ---it's meant to be facetious of course, not serious.
THE SARANDON STARE is what you give a chick when your game is top level, and immediate success is the result, meaning a sure no loss scenario that you're getting laid that night. ---it's meant to be facetious of course, not serious.
Victor: "Barely legal... Cougars... GILFs. They all fall to the Sarandon Stare."
Random People: "What?"
Victor: "BEHOLD... *The Sarandon Stare* in action!"
{dances around his target attraction, gazing stupidly into her eyes as she gets juicy lucy and demands they leave the club at once for sex} ***this works mostly at retro 80s clubs or themed parties.
Random People: "What?"
Victor: "BEHOLD... *The Sarandon Stare* in action!"
{dances around his target attraction, gazing stupidly into her eyes as she gets juicy lucy and demands they leave the club at once for sex} ***this works mostly at retro 80s clubs or themed parties.
by Mercenary X99 November 18, 2011
Get the The Sarandon Staremug. In reference/salute to Adult Video Star Belladonna, it is slang for the status of a sexually righteous woman comfortable in her sexuality who throws logic to the wind and BECOMES sex and anything goes. When that woman has become the living epitome of raw and over the top sex, where roughness and sensuality collide into a supernova of endless moans and groans and the joys of being human end in eruptions of bliss from both male and female.
Mike: "Man I'm the luckiest man alive."
Nathan: "Why?"
Mike: "Stacy got Belladonna Nasty on me after the concert. I can barely walk from her artistry, and she's not gonna shit right for a week either."
Nathan: "Why?"
Mike: "Stacy got Belladonna Nasty on me after the concert. I can barely walk from her artistry, and she's not gonna shit right for a week either."
by Mercenary X99 November 16, 2011
Get the Belladonna Nastymug. Slang for eating a chick's pussy. Another way of saying "going down town" on a woman who wants her clitoris and labia minora given oral stimulus to bring her to orgasm. Can apply to either a man or another woman performing cunnilingus to the recipient woman.
Mike: "I can't stand it! I wanna' give Irene the South Town Face Plant, like right now!"
Tom: "Easy man, take her to dinner first, then have you some dinner."
Tom: "Easy man, take her to dinner first, then have you some dinner."
by Mercenary X99 November 15, 2011
Get the South Town Face Plantmug. Alternative slang for attractive (hotter than they have a right to be) pre op Transsexual women and/or Shemales, that has poisoned the mind of a otherwise heterosexual male, as it better describes the subject of illicit fantasies one otherwise would never have thought possible. That one is in fact #1> A Taboo and #2> A Wonder to the eye of the beholder causing possible detritus to many and all, in the manner of a sub genre of porn that has overtaken the internet where 90% of the viewers are bored straight men.
Dan: "According to Capcom of Japan, Poison from the Final Fight beat 'em up video game is a pre op Shemale, dood!"
Mike: "NO! I refuse to accept this. I it's a genetic female biker slut in the Mad Gear gang."
Tom: "Taboo Wonder or not, anyone that looks that hot as a woman is getting the Chorizo Thundercrack, and gets it twice as hard in the back door for any more than meets the eye treachery!"
Mike: "NO! I refuse to accept this. I it's a genetic female biker slut in the Mad Gear gang."
Tom: "Taboo Wonder or not, anyone that looks that hot as a woman is getting the Chorizo Thundercrack, and gets it twice as hard in the back door for any more than meets the eye treachery!"
by Mercenary X99 November 15, 2011
Get the Taboo Wondermug. Alternative slang for a loose woman that basically is a high context version in low context of regarding said woman as a slut or a gold digging bitch. The subject is #1> Fake in her approach and what she appears to be (i.e. "working an angle on a male or female being played for a sap) to the man or woman who's interested in said person. And #2> Down as in "cool with" that person but is in fact a perpetrator gaining a false sense of trust with the interested party and/or group.
Overall one who has ulterior motives and is mercenary with their feelings, thoughts and body. This is a woman who never learned who they were as a person, and projects damnation through treachery and being a money siphon. Thus ultimately a FAKE DOWN.
Overall one who has ulterior motives and is mercenary with their feelings, thoughts and body. This is a woman who never learned who they were as a person, and projects damnation through treachery and being a money siphon. Thus ultimately a FAKE DOWN.
Bobak: "What happened with Xiomara and Mike?"
Jordan: "Shit man, Xiomara turned out to be nothing more than another Fake Down. Bitch had Mike going for awhile, but once he saw through it, he gave her the Chorizo Thundercrack and left her high and dry at a high society party full of perverts that he had crashed."
Jordan: "Shit man, Xiomara turned out to be nothing more than another Fake Down. Bitch had Mike going for awhile, but once he saw through it, he gave her the Chorizo Thundercrack and left her high and dry at a high society party full of perverts that he had crashed."
by Mercenary X99 November 19, 2011
Get the Fake Downmug.