Urban Dictionary: Definitions by MeminDemon

Dildo

When a woman can't find a cock

"I use a dildo because I don't want an bf"

by MeminDemon October 29, 2019

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No no square

When someone punches your dick

Person 1: *punches dick*
Person 2: "AAAAHH MY NO NO SQUARE"

by MeminDemon October 29, 2019

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Doctor Phil

Our Lord and savior who solves all of the worlds problems

Doctor Phil: "Ur fat, ur stupid, why u here bitch."
Karen: "Why u bully me cunt"
Doctor Phil: "No u"
Audience: "clap clap clap clap clap"

by MeminDemon October 29, 2019

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And I oop

*drops hydro flask*
And I oop

by MeminDemon October 15, 2019

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