mo jon

Someone who is stupid beyond belief. A fucking moron. An idiot.

That guy is a goddamn mo jon!

by Melanie June 18, 2006

Mookie

It's not a muffin. It's not a cookie. It'a a mookie.
A muffin made with cookie dough.

I made mookies for all my friends and we threw them a teachers.

by Melanie January 14, 2004

Bloomsburg University

A drinking Town with a College Problem. A party school. A place where the beer flows like wine, and frat boys instinctively flock to the bars and to Sal's for pizza.

"I chose Bloomsburg University because i heard it was a good party school."

by Melanie January 26, 2005

Sybil Trelawney

A crazy divination teacher from the Harry Potter series. Trelawney is always predicting Harry's death. While most (even Dumbledore) say she's delusional and paranoid, her predictions are usually right in one way or another.

Harry: Really, I swear.
Trelawney: Yeah, whatever.

by Melanie October 28, 2003

orc

A Kobaloid creature possessing great strength. Orcs usually come out at night but are not fully nocturnal. They are the second most intelligent (to Goblins) and second strongest (to trolls) Kobaloids. In general they are a society of barbaric, sociopathic warriors, but some will resort to more peaceful methods. If it suits their interests, of course. Since they are, of course, not real, use this term to refer to a stupid and brutish individual.

Tom Buchanan is such an Orc.

by Melanie October 11, 2003

Durand

An incredibly large penis.

He's definitely packing a Durand.

by Melanie November 18, 2003

unstuff (verb)

to remove stuffing from an object.

Kelly unstuffed the teddy bear because she was mad at Ana.

by Melanie February 14, 2005