Megz n Denzer's definitions

German

A person from Germany. Not a Nazi, because it IS OUTLAWED IN GERMANY, AND I'M SURE NO SELF-RESPECTING GERMAN WOULD WANT TO BE TARRED WITH THE SAME BRUSH AS HITLER.

That person is from Germany. They are German.

by Megz n Denzer July 9, 2004

paganism

the act of being pagan

group of mostly polytheistic, pre-Christian religions

Wicca is a polytheistic religion, because Wiccans honor not only a god and a goddess, but all of nature as well.

by Megz n Denzer July 9, 2004

life's blood

The reason for someone to exist. The absolute love and obsession of a person's life.

Tim George is my life's blood!

by Megz n Denzer July 9, 2004

scapulation

The art of penetrating someone's scapula (i.e. shoulder blade) by forcing your fingers between the bone and the muscles. Must be done while a person is unawares and unwilling.

That hurt! I was scapulated!

After my scapulation, I felt dirty and ashamed.

by Megz n Denzer July 9, 2004

caveman

A Neanderthal, an earlier form of the homo sapiens species. Evolved eventually into what we are today. Characterized by a sloping forehead and an overhanging brow. Normally remains are found in northern regions.

Tait Sougstad resembles a caveman, with his sloping forehead and overhanging brow. But he is still sexy.

by Megz n Denzer July 9, 2004

deadpan

The art of having no expression on your face no matter the hilarity or other reactions you are causing in your audience.

Tim George is so deadpan. I'd bet he'd be good at poker.

by Megz n Denzer July 9, 2004

Fwalk

Free-style walk. It's like skating without a board. It involves propelling the body off random surfaces and landing gracefully and gloriously. Can be done on boobs, butts, handrail, concrete slabs, trees, walls (granite, brick, or any material), or any surface, depending on the skill of the fwalker. As a verb: fwalking (free-style walking).

Tait Sougstad and Nick Forsberg can sure fwalk! Yeah boys, fwalk it! Fwalk it, fwalk it good!

by Megz n Denzer July 9, 2004