Meghan's definitions

lamo

Stands for "Laugh As My Overly-cooked-spinach-boils." Similar to Lamfro

LAMO. Wait, what was funny?

by Meghan December 8, 2004

porkin

a puerto rican.

someone who is in america but still waves around their little puerto rican flags.

Damn porkins all stand in the middle of the hallway.

by meghan March 12, 2004

tyra banks

a beautiful woman, no doubt.
a singer...forget it!!!

Tyra looked hot at the VS angels runway show, but she reminds me of a black Britny Spears in her "America's Top Model" music video

by Meghan February 24, 2004

Charna

Someone who likes pink and calls people homos for the very fact that she thinks the words funny.

"Luke, your a homo"- Charna

by Meghan January 10, 2005

House of Brick

adjective: a man with the necessary willpower to resist blatant sexual advances from alluring, yet unsuitable, females.

This phrase stems from the classic tale of "The Three Little Pigs", in which the only house to stand against the Big Bad Wolf's onslaught is that of brick.

Accordingly, a man who ends up caving and having intercourse is a House of Straw.

1. "What happened last night? Jeff's girlfriend was all over you!"
"It's okay, man, I was a House of Brick."

by Meghan January 29, 2004

Tenia Wiggins

A breed of Canadia tape worm.

A Tenia Wiggins was rolling about in the dirt eh.

by Meghan January 15, 2005

buttpirate

1. (verb) To constantly 'brown-nosing', or kissing the ass of another to the point of annoyance.

2. (noun) Someone who constantly brown-noses or kisses the ass of another to the point of annoyance

2. (adj) A derogatory slang term for a homosexual.

1. I wish he'd quit buttpirating me. He's so not going to get the promotion.

2. He's such a buttpirate. That's half the reason I wont' share the money with him.

3. What a buttpirate. I hope he doesn't make any moves on any guys in front of me.

by Meghan January 5, 2004