Meghan's definitions

wrestling boots

something that you purchase but never ever use.

why did i let you buy that ridiculous shirt? it sure turned out to be a pair of wrestling boots.

by megHan May 29, 2004

pajams and footies

When a man comes into the club to look for his girl.

Derived from Martin's standup You so Crazy.

by meghan August 20, 2003

Tenia Wiggins

A breed of Canadia tape worm.

A Tenia Wiggins was rolling about in the dirt eh.

by Meghan January 15, 2005

tyra banks

a beautiful woman, no doubt.
a singer...forget it!!!

Tyra looked hot at the VS angels runway show, but she reminds me of a black Britny Spears in her "America's Top Model" music video

by Meghan February 24, 2004

House of Brick

adjective: a man with the necessary willpower to resist blatant sexual advances from alluring, yet unsuitable, females.

This phrase stems from the classic tale of "The Three Little Pigs", in which the only house to stand against the Big Bad Wolf's onslaught is that of brick.

Accordingly, a man who ends up caving and having intercourse is a House of Straw.

1. "What happened last night? Jeff's girlfriend was all over you!"
"It's okay, man, I was a House of Brick."

by Meghan January 29, 2004

quiff

a hair vagina; cross breed of dog

that was one huge quiff.

by Meghan April 13, 2005

Cake

verb: to become so exhausted or intoxicated that you fall asleep in the middle of a social event. There is a certain connotation of defeat; to cake is to fail to keep up with the mind and body punishing schedules of your peers. A shortening of the phrase driving the Hostess Twinkie truck, which has the same meaning.

1. "Guys, I gotta go home, I'm about to cake."
2. "Oh, Eric's caked over there on the couch."

by Meghan January 29, 2004