Meghan's definitions

buttpirate

1. (verb) To constantly 'brown-nosing', or kissing the ass of another to the point of annoyance.

2. (noun) Someone who constantly brown-noses or kisses the ass of another to the point of annoyance

2. (adj) A derogatory slang term for a homosexual.

1. I wish he'd quit buttpirating me. He's so not going to get the promotion.

2. He's such a buttpirate. That's half the reason I wont' share the money with him.

3. What a buttpirate. I hope he doesn't make any moves on any guys in front of me.

by Meghan January 5, 2004

Cake

verb: to become so exhausted or intoxicated that you fall asleep in the middle of a social event. There is a certain connotation of defeat; to cake is to fail to keep up with the mind and body punishing schedules of your peers. A shortening of the phrase driving the Hostess Twinkie truck, which has the same meaning.

1. "Guys, I gotta go home, I'm about to cake."
2. "Oh, Eric's caked over there on the couch."

by Meghan January 29, 2004

Charna

Someone who likes pink and calls people homos for the very fact that she thinks the words funny.

"Luke, your a homo"- Charna

by Meghan January 10, 2005

quiff

a hair vagina; cross breed of dog

that was one huge quiff.

by Meghan April 13, 2005

Vagtastic

adj. describing something with qualities not unlife that of a vagina; being feminine in quality while being supremely fantastic; powerful and sexy

Freida was a totally vagtastic film.

by Meghan April 14, 2005

Tenia Wiggins

A breed of Canadia tape worm.

A Tenia Wiggins was rolling about in the dirt eh.

by Meghan January 15, 2005

tyra banks

a beautiful woman, no doubt.
a singer...forget it!!!

Tyra looked hot at the VS angels runway show, but she reminds me of a black Britny Spears in her "America's Top Model" music video

by Meghan February 24, 2004