cockapult

A catapult fashioned from an erect penis. Often used for launching cashews into your mouth because it contours nicely. (A "craze" started by Dane Cook).

I was walking around my kitchen with a stubborn erection and I spotted a jar of cashews. Well I placed one on the tip of my dong and cockapulted it up into my mouth.

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

jude

A phonetic spelling of the phrase "jewed", sometimes used in online FPS games when someone gets cheap-shotted.

Also used when someone gets cheated out of something.

Double-Teamed
Noob: Gay. I just got jude.

Ex. 2
I got jude out of my money when I bought that fucking iPod.

by Megalomaniac October 23, 2005

e-pen0r

Online ego measured by the size of one's own penis.

Neaub3 just gawt fuxing sc0n3d, his e-pen0r must be brox0rd now. lawl, rifk.

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

1337ness

A word to describe that something is "1337", leet, or elite.

Noob 1: deaude! chekc out my ub3r h4x!
Noob 2: Yep, those aer teh 1337ness.

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

jonx'd

To be "uber poned". Synonym for jones'd, pwn'd, owned, etc. The contraction is just for extra 1337ness.

Person 1: Boom, Headshot!
Person 2: Figgity Fuck..
Person 1: you just got jiggity Jonx'd

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

"

To ditto a word or sentence above you. Can be used on forums or on an Instant Messenger.

Person 1: See ya later brozef.
Person 2: "

by Megalomaniac October 17, 2005

e-five

Online high five. E-five.

James: I scored with that chick from the bar last night.
Joe: No shit? E-five!
James: E-five? Now that's just fucking gay.

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005