1337ness

A word to describe that something is "1337", leet, or elite.

Noob 1: deaude! chekc out my ub3r h4x!
Noob 2: Yep, those aer teh 1337ness.

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

jonx'd

To be "uber poned". Synonym for jones'd, pwn'd, owned, etc. The contraction is just for extra 1337ness.

Person 1: Boom, Headshot!
Person 2: Figgity Fuck..
Person 1: you just got jiggity Jonx'd

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

e-five

Online high five. E-five.

James: I scored with that chick from the bar last night.
Joe: No shit? E-five!
James: E-five? Now that's just fucking gay.

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

cockapult

A catapult fashioned from an erect penis. Often used for launching cashews into your mouth because it contours nicely. (A "craze" started by Dane Cook).

I was walking around my kitchen with a stubborn erection and I spotted a jar of cashews. Well I placed one on the tip of my dong and cockapulted it up into my mouth.

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

jude

A phonetic spelling of the phrase "jewed", sometimes used in online FPS games when someone gets cheap-shotted.

Also used when someone gets cheated out of something.

Double-Teamed
Noob: Gay. I just got jude.

Ex. 2
I got jude out of my money when I bought that fucking iPod.

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

corn poned

Pwned to the point that one resembles corn pone. FUBAR.

Steve: Mawk's head sploded!
Ownerer: Fuck yeah, I just corn poned him.

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

ashhar

The most famously incredible, hot, gorgeous, talented man you will ever meet. He makes the most interesting man in the world seem dull. Sometimes people forget how to walk and fall on their face when first seeing an Ashhar. Dangerously good looking. Like break your nose on the pavement... good looking.

Dude, I broke my face when I walked into the room...where did that Ashhar come from? Shit.

by Megalomaniac May 28, 2017